I feel weirdly bad for an inanimate tree now.

"I did not ask that girl out on a date," he told me. "I was 22 or 23 years old at the time, and I knew she was friends with a couple of the players on my team, so I invited her to a team function. We were going to have dinner and watch Scream at my house, and then go water skiing at the lake that Saturday.

I'm pausing at "bone broth" to comment because WHAT? You mean, stock? The thing I have been making for years and years with rotisserie chicken bones and sometimes the post-thanksgiving turkey carcasses and freezing and using to make soups and sauces? That's trendy now? And $9 a cup?

Pudgy Airplane made me giggle, but Muscular Thighs just killed me.

I have been a working fashion designer for the past 13 years and Old Navy is probably justified in charging more. There is usually a different design team, fit team, merchandisers and planners when designing plus sized clothes and the overhead needs to be paid and the department usually is less profitable then the…

This is why I have always loved The Giving Tree. The tree reminds me of my mother. The book made me VERY AWARE that I was taking from her and helped me realize she's not a renewable resource.

I mean, yeah, absolutely. But can you imagine how grim the alternative would be? "Well, I finished my taxes, time to reward myself by snaking all my drains and mowing all my neighbors' lawns. If I get done in time I can go out for raw celery with my friends and say only positive things about people we know. If they…

"Honestly, Taylor Swift should hit a real bodega, get a greasy egg and cheese and a coffee that she shakes up while unsuccessfully covering it with a napkin—spilling some of it on her outfit—hop on the train or, even better, a bus, while reading the Page Six, and stop by and take a selfie in front of Chico's last…

I am pretty sure the only reason Fox has females on its shows (aside from the eye candy factor) is so they can be assholes to women with out getting called misogynists.

What's funny about this (or sad) is that Knight is on record admitting they blew this back in the 80s when Reebok totally owned this market.

It's not that they are just realizing women need workout clothes. Nike (and others) have made great workout gear for women for a long time. More companies are getting in on it because it's a fashion trend these days—activewear is being worn as day and weekend wear by women everywhere (not just fitness enthusiasts). Tha…

The funny thing is that runway fashions are put together so quickly (albeit extravagantly) that you couldn't really wear most of them down the street. They'd fall apart. You can see that in a lot of the huge, loose stitches they were doing. The stuff for shows if they're not prêt-à-porter stuff is in large part held…

Here's some more behind-the-scenes making of other famous designers.

You do realize "let me know if there's anything I can do to help" means let me know when your life's back to normal, right?

Dude are you familiar with how the Supreme Court works? It's not like they issue a ruling, and we all go, wow, that's interesting. They issue a ruling and it affects how the law is interpreted and complied with at every level. They are the final word. All they DO is governmental policy. That's it. Were you sick that…

I ain't even mad at him for this one, the Hobby Lobby ruling is a fucking disgrace.

I agree with him. That ruling is designed to support Bronze-aged, backwater, bullshit 'religious' freedoms and that is exactly what he is espousing.