I love tako so much that this seems like the next logical step. A+ would try

Pizzazz (Ke$ha, btw) was introduced after the end of the credits. You know, for the sequel. I’m not even joking. T__T

Well if they were already dead...

Maybe it’s just me, but this is all I see...

The parents of a close friend of mine growing up (middle of Illinois) bred show horses. They have a “hump stump” that the male horses do their saxay thang into. Then they freeze it and sell it for insane amounts of money.

I still put two spaces after my sentences. Apparently this is wrong. Is it secretly someone’s pet peeve? I learned to type on a typewriter in the 80’s. I mean 80s.

Please, watch this informational video on how to undress for your husband, do's and don'ts, which starts off with 3 minutes of "THERE ARE PERVERTS EVERYWHERE TAKING SECRET PICTURES OF YOU! You better look good when pervs snap candid photos of you through peep holes! Here's how!":

My friend got the game in gradeschool and immediately renamed Merle "Nadia" after a book he was reading. When it came out "Nadia is really princess Nadia!" he was like "no shit, is this really a surprise?"

Solution: Wear costumes with gloves. It's like a condom for high fives.

"And I'm sorry, but the no skimpy clothing and multiple body types thing just isn't happening. Don't blame games, blame society. Find me a single hollywood blockbuster or primetime action show where the female leads aren't these thin curvy women in skin tight outfits."

Looks like a bunch of fruit rollups and twizzlers. Not that that's horrible now that I think about it.

A friend of mine grew up in Mississippi. In 2nd grade they had to write a report on what the most important thing in the world was to them. He wrote a report about his Nintendo. Apparently the correct answer was Jesus. He got a parent teacher conference.

I want to know more. What are some of the most ridiculous pitches you have seen there? Any good stories? Bad stories? SO CURIOUS.

How can books like this be made without copyright infringement or the companies coming after them for using registered characters?

Was it LA Looks or Dep hair gel? SO IMPORTANT. ;) .....btw don't for a second think I am not going to try this. I am doing this tomorrow night, with a bottle of wine, and depending on if I succeed or fail I will go out on a date with my boyfriend or dance drunkenly in my apartment enjoying my awesome 'do.

I was very surprised 2 weeks ago to learn furry choreography was A Thing. I went to Further Confusion Convention and skipped the "Fursuit Dancing" and "Fursuit Performance" panels. ("It's more than just looking cute and waving your arms around. Come learn from the best and really bring your character to life!")

I want that hair NOW. Come on, you know that rocks!

This girl is beautiful enough on her own, let's stop with the mid 90's liquid graphics. It doesn't just "add nothing", it detracts.

This is a real "macchiato", not the abomination made with caramel that Starbucks invented to fuck with all other coffee places where people order a macchiato and get a double espresso with foam on top and look at them with crazy eyes because there's no sugar and caramel in their drink.