“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

The Great Slide in the Grass

A Momentary Lapse of Traction

We don’t need no traction c o n t r o l.

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

Eh, my last PC took me less than three hours to build, worked the first time I turned it on, and has been running fine for four years. They’re not that tough to put together anymore.

“I’m about to spec my Huayra. I want it to match my Agera’s pinstripe so I drove it down.”

“Hey Kevin? Yeah it’s Christian...doing great buddy, how about yourself? Oh that’s good, hey while I have you on the phone why is your car at Pagani?”

The same way people threw Wii Remotes into their TV screens - people are careless and/or dumb.

Was this really a mystery that the average person couldn’t resolve with just a moment’s pause?

Men In Black. And a very accurate description of current events in 2017.

Just a heads up if you’re ever trying to connect your RPi3 to your wifi, and your network password has special characters, verify what keyboard layout that it’s set to (e.g. U.S. or U.K.), and you can potentially save yourself a lot of headache. Ask me because I know. :)

The “known to police” thing boggles my mind.

Toothpaste? Nah bro.

Don’t you mean glue?

I’ve never seen the Archer version! That’s so rad. I’ve only seen these Borderlands Cosplayers and its a super cool effect.

That is absolutely awesome.

Love that Falcon manual, you have to read it to even begin to play the game or you would never get off the ground.

Looking at Life in Aggro strip (which I am assuming has to do more with the lack of manuals than buying a game before owning the console), I can sympathize with the state of manuals. I mean, look at this manual for the original NES Metroid, for instance...

Scissor beats paper, paper beats rock, rock beats torpedo.

Yep - it all checks out here.