Jhokur2k
Jhokur2k
Jhokur2k

if this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Oooh! Like with Wizards that come from the moon?

So, it’s a “25" year old Defender, with a current gen dash, and a current generation hood. I know it’s modular as hell and hasn’t changed much, but I’d half expect Customs to be eying up that place and getting their crushers ready.

$2,000, a case of Simple Green, a scrub brush, and a shop vac and I’m game

So many low res textures makes it look so awful. Look at those vines hanging off the building. Foliage texture replacement would be a must.

Jamiroquai’s “Butterfly” makes me do 200, so I suspected Canned Heat would make me do 300. Virtual Insanity just makes slide around in a little room like human Gymkhana. It’s like traveling without moving.

This looks like a feature that a Miata could use. Mazda should look into it.

Counterpoint: No.

Looks damned good despite being photographed with a potato.

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

I am in the 10%. I’m the kind of person that has 20 tabs open when using Chrome, so being able to browse the web or watch videos and still play the game is going to take getting used to. I’m in the preview build and it is frustrating me already. I guess I’ll get used to it though.

One possible use for all those VWs

Or was that what you were going for? :P

“Begbies Traynor LLP” sounds like slang for “Robert Carlyle’s Shoe”

Uh me? Checker Ute?

I’m looking forward to the easter egg that turns the gauge cluster plaid when you engage it.

Man has a history of abusing the things he loves.

Whelp, that’s one way to make a half-million dollar sportscar look like a high schooler’s used Sentra.