Jhokur2k
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Not even Soldier can count to three...

This actually had me in tears earlier. In fact, it has me in tears typing this. dammit.

Can't you just turn the light off? I mean, that's what I do with the wired 360 afterglow that I got.

I thought it was GlaDos?

They aren't criminals due to their intelligence.

So what you're saying is that the next Forza is on the horizon?

Disney's shocking inability to capitalize on its own dormant franchises is nearly legendary at this point. I continue to maintain that there's no good reason franchises like "DuckTales" and it's spin-off, "Darkwing Duck" aren't being utilized. Good grief, Darkwing would sell itself at this point. You OWN Marvel

Let's not ask Tyson about any entertainment things. That guy's letting celebrity go right to his head. Listen to an interview from a few years ago and compare it to a recent one and that dude is getting a little too full of himself.

My takeaway on Watch Dogs' profiler is a lot more innocent:

Some men, just want to watch the world burn...

I will hold my judgement until we know more about this. I know many won't do it and will just be blaming Zenimax.

DSL? Back in my day we had 300baud dial up modems... GET OFF MY LAWN!

Hi, I hear comments sections on internet sites are where people can post pretty much whatever the fuck they want.

All that about connections to other Elder Scrolls game and no mention of M'aiq the Liar?!

Two of the best games everyone should've already played on the best handheld almost no one bought. Hooray! (I'm saying this as a Shield owner who loves it, by the way.)

Digging through other people's garbage for old 2600 games?

The only person to blame in that situation is the father.

American, probably. Nuff said.

So this looks awesome but, alas, I will never play it. I wouldn't make it five fucking minutes. I don't do scary shit.

Stroke, Stroked, Will Stroke.