Lies! All lies!

I'd argue that it is true that Race Theory and the supposed existence of a superior "white race" was heavily codified and refined in the Americas due to the desire to justify slavery (as you point out).

However, I'd also argue that you can find the roots of Race Theory in pre-Columbian European colonialism long…

Still trying to figure out whether dgaezn is:

A) A troll, trollin with their trollin ways.

What we need is... a full video capture of the whole thing, sped up to something like that.

Set to the theme to Star Wars.

And Princess Leia sitting next to us, in that Jabba's Sail Barge costume.

"Wanna see my disappearing phone trick?"

Or another Nickelback single.

Dunno what you've been drinking, but I'll take a double, neat. :-)

Thanks for the hypotheses. I suspected there might be more to the story.

Or a cassowary...

I own an electric toothbrush and an electric razor.

Mispronounce? Potayto Potahto, sir.

I believe they may be putting the acCENT on the wrong sylLAble.

Tend to agree with OP, but I see your point.

They've got Gallagher's head in a jar!

Too damn smart for your own good. ;-)

"Sergio took it out back for a good spanking..."

Why go for half-measures?

There were no radio signals, nor any recorded transcripts of the astronauts immediately following the disaster. That is an internet myth started by the "Weekly World News" who published a fake transcript of "secret NASA recordings".

At least it didn't kick him out of the house.