I'd characterize it as:

"Did the Primary Damper Panel just fall off my gorram ship for no reason?"

So there you go.

Thank god for small favors.

If your family tree looks like a ladder...

What we need is... a full video capture of the whole thing, sped up to something like that.

Set to the theme to Star Wars.

And Princess Leia sitting next to us, in that Jabba's Sail Barge costume.

Or a cassowary...

Very little occurs in a vacuum. I remember as a middle school kid wondering why some of my classmates were bullies and others were not.

Muscles bunch, string pulls taught.
Fingers relax ever so slowly.
Release.
Bated breath as moments tick over.
That satisfying thwack as the arrow hits smack in the center of the bullseye.

The snark is strong with this one.

Manowrimo?

This one time, when I got drunk at band camp...

Apparently his name is mud...

I hereby declare that earth is the satellite of the moon. (Come at me bro.)

I call horseapples.

Sadly, the dreyfusfish's efforts to attract a mate... had the opposite result.

It's ginger beer time! *pop* *ppsshhhhhhh!!* *tormented screams*

IT IS TEH MORONITH! I CAN HAZ CAPS!

*throws fireball level 4 at figure wearing asbestos outfit*

You had me going there. Took me a second read to realize I was being taken for a ride in the first paragraph. :-)