Just think of how many moms she could throw in jail nationwide!

Even Wonkette is cringing at that dumbass headline, dude.

Then turn up the difficulty, dumdum.

Ah, yes, no one is better on race than the lady who -- *checks notes* -- pretended to be Native American for years.

Trying to imagine writing this crap without cringing so hard the flesh pulls off my body.

One day people will realize Noah Baumbach for the grotesque little Sorkin he really is.

It’s a joke every week.

Just boot your game and continue, you giant baby.

What if people stopped stanning for Gaspar Noé’s shitty garbage movies?

Nobody was able to tell her to shut up and go away in Pennsylvania, Florida, or Wisconsin, because she never showed up there.

“Let’s ignore women who are doing bad stuff and focus exclusively on men” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen posted in the Jezzy comment section, and I was around for Tracey Egan Morrissey and her Big Bag of Bullshit.

Yes, that does seem right to me, thanks.

*eyes roll so hard I cartwheel down the hall*

I want to fine and suspend him from the picture alone.

“it can only be played as a two-person cooperative experience”

“tHe SImPsONs wRItErs...”

Oh, hey. You seem to be under the impression that drag is the same artistic medium as music. They’re completely different media. Hope this helps.

If the gist of the story were “We maintain Keurigs are good, and people should feel bad about breaking them,” your attempt at snark would have a point.

Love to get halfway through an article, only for “DO YOU WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER???????” to pop up and reset the screen to the beginning.

They seriously should have put Lindy in the Cargo hold.