Criticizing Jill Stein is internalized or external misogyny, depending on the critic’s gender!!!

That’s how this works, right? I’m just going by what I’ve seen with Hillary so far.

No, it’s more the “businesses should be allowed to operate however they want without government interference so we can return to the halcyon days of sweatshops and child labor, also fuck anyone who can’t work” thing.

What if it were a dumb, alt-right dork who tries to derail conversations with extreme hypotheticals?

This just makes it easier for the Dark Souls games to fuck you.

Golly, yes, that is certainly sillier than every other goddamn idiotic thing in Dragon Ball.

When Darren Rovell isn’t the most punchable person in a story, you know it’s bad.

As it turns out, there actually IS a lower place for Gawker Media to go than “500 Days of Kristin.”

Shut the fuck up, dude.

I’m sure that sounded a lot better in your head.

You can tell it’s faithful to anime because it looks stupid as hell.

“...imagined how crushed he was when they opened the box and discovered a block of wood vaguely shaped like a PlayStation 4.”

heh. heh heh. HEEEE!

“Modders deserve to sell their work, if they’d like to.”

No, they don’t. Quit saying that.

Thank you, Japan, for once again pandering to the emotionally stunted idiot demographic.

It’s so weird for Jezebel to have a humorless take on a harmless joke.

It’s neither.

It’s important to remember that Jezebel has always had its share of really shitty writers, and 2015 isn’t some horrible decline.

This woman is an idiot, and I hope her bread poisons her.

Love to see new articles by my favorite Jezebel writer, Mark Shrayber. <3

#FreeAllen

I think you’re giving Jezebel’s “philosophy” too much credit. Based on years of observation, I think their actual philosophy is:

1. We get to be snarky assholes
2. No one else does, though
3. Neener, neener

I’m amazed Jessica isn’t all over the comments with her delete button, the way she was on the Antarctica article, tbh.