Next admonish her for not using Trigger Warnings, in case some easily bruised snowflake sees the word “disorder” in her comment and faints dead away.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

No. Shut up.

Thank you! Half these people crying about the “good work she did” should add “(probably)“ to the end of that sentence.

Oh, do shut up, Olivia.

You’re one of those creepy fuckers who threw a fit when Fallout 3 came out and wouldn’t let you murder the child characters, aren’t you?

“Right away, I found out that’s its dangerous to put a man and a woman in the living quarters. And it makes sense, really. If you were trapped in a vault, what else could you really do except work, twiddle your thumbs, and fuck?”

It’d be hilarious if that happened regardless of gender. Mainly just to see Gamergate…

This is what happens when all those white chicks get dreadlocks and microbraids in college and no one calls them on it.

Oh! That is pretty sexy.

God bless you, please.

Does “glorious” mean “last-gen”?

Next let’s look into length.

...who?

Jesus Christ, we just learned about these people a week ago, and they’re already the Duggars.

I don’t know why I read these stories. I end up pissed off and wanting to become a masked vigilante who travels from restaurant to restaurant, doling out sweet justice to beleaguered wait staff.

Not everybody is in your situation.

Well, goddamn, maybe they should run all the memes past you first.

Not sure if joking or if reaching Kanye levels of delusion...

“We won’t charge you to play the games you already own.”

Wait, now Microsoft’s saying we own the games we buy? That’s a 180 from their pre-launch crusade against used games.

Maybe it’s time to change the name of the magazine.