This being Jez, it would devolve into in-fighting, nitpicking, and 900 different people all trying to put words into each other's mouths.

It is possible to "fight for equality" without being a complete asshole.

So you're basically, what? Being an acid test for allies to test if your unpleasant ass is enough to dissuade them?

"Nothing you ever do will be good enough, and I personally plan to be as bitter and ungrateful as possible, but I also demand your allegiance and full, rapt attention at all times."

Sounds more like you have an ax to grind and are just looking for reasons to brandish it.

This is neither. This is a troll who spouts over-the-top "SJW" monologues in various Jezebel threads in hopes of getting people to agree with him so he and his little MRA buddies can use it as ammunition.

Shrayber and I both hate Chloe Sevigny? Is... is this real? Is it even possible? D:

Oh fuck right back off to KiA.

This article's already been noticed by Gamergate's assorted shitheads, so just prepare yourself for the onslaught of MRAs and concern trolls in the comments.

Maybe if Lena makes an effort to be more self-aware and less Lena Dunhamy, people will meet her halfway and stop being so mean.

"Iggy, can you freestyle a promotion for us?"

Ghostbusters, schmostbusters. THIS is the sequel I've been craving.

If you're going to sign your posts, put a line between the signature and the body of the post.

This article is way more informative and self-respecting than the 900 articles TechCrunch has released so far today, as each of their writers sees who can get his or her tongue the furthest into Tim Cook's ass.

Color me thoroughly shocked that a pair of 20-somethings did something stupid and self-absorbed.

Oh, fuck off.

You know these twits are from the Any Publicity Is Good Publicity camp, and are surrounded by sycophants right now congratulating them for being so "edgy" and daring.

"It's a lot of extra work for her."

Oh, yes. Those poor, overworked Kardashians. They're practically Dickensian urchins in a textile mill.

You act like college is Thunderdome. I'll wager the majority of college students don't do "dumb shit" like that. It's when you start venturing into enclaves of assholery, like the Greek system and college athletics, that the number of incidents of "dumb shit" start to go up.

And fuck you very much for minimizing…

Okay, you're just being dumb here.