I hope the "brief chat" began and ended with "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

For both the subject and the author.

I think they didn't understand the movie very well if they think Julia Roberts was paying Richard Gere.

"If you take your kid to see Fifty Shades of Grey, you're off your fucking rocker."

That is one ugly kid. He looks like John Mellencamp's Mini-Me.

If your goal was to be ten times as smarmy and eyerolling as the "pat-yourself-on-the-back like minded people," ku-fucking-dos.

Might as well snark and yell at them, because the idiots aren't going to change their stupid minds.

He's one of those actors who looks like he smells like he looks. It's like onomatosmellya.

Gawker Media has been Perez Hiltoning Smith for so long it's ridiculous. He's J.K. Trotter's reason for being.

She keeps having these little moments, like when she snarked at Karl Rove about the election results. I think Fox News didn't calibrate her implant correctly, and it just kind of stops working at odd moments.

"Douchey entitlement is TOO a feeling!"

You've apparently shunned the internet since the story broke, too.

It's pretty telling that you equate Lorena Bobbitt with feminism.

It physically pains me to have to write this, but here we go:

Excellent article, Mark. Very well-written and on point.

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Let us never speak of this again.

I wake up in a cold sweat every morning at the thought that the Republicans might find a viable last minute candidate.

Now I suddenly want to hang out with Taylor Swift so we can Mean Girl Lena out of our group more than I've ever wanted anything before.

I pretty much DO heart Miko now.

He does seem to be taking sequel release scheduling cues from Ubisoft.

No, being a bad film made it a bad film. Not liking it just shows taste and awareness.

You can tell it's a special effect because the eyes have some life in them.

That's the special stunt face they built for the show. #falseflag