I have a desperate desire to sucker punch all the motherfucking assholes that filmed themselves scaring the shit out of their cats. Abusing your pet as entertainment? Here, let me cold cock you. You fucks.

1. Because he’s a cop. 2. The FEDs always move slow, that’s not a bad thing. They’re actually investigating this and that’s progress.

38 and YEP.

You really don’t know shit do you? 40K is next to nothing these days for a Single person, let alone someone supporting a family. Stop being an oblivious asshole. Also, employee wages and salaries haven’t kept up with booming (overall) corporate profits in the last 30 years. So fuck them, waste as much time as you…

It’s a damn shame that Sorkin is such a shit. But whatever. Nothing and no-one will pry TWW Fein my computer, phone, tablet. NOTHING.

I miss John Spencer SO much.

I watch TWW daily. It’s my happy place. If the apocalypse occurs in my lifetime I’ll still be able to watch it using my wind up battery for my tablet. Yep.

Homeland Security! Whoa.

What is it with some men/boys! I’ve never heard of a girl/women doing this. So much violence in so many men and so little of it in most women. Why is that?

Diorshow = End All Be All. I have invisible blond lashes. Not so with Diorshow. LURVE.

YEARS. I have zero desire left. I’m 38. Men are just plain awful.

Dear J & J:

That is the most First Worldy thing I’ve ever read. Ever.

No, you go on the wine train to have a White Good Time.

Why would you ever feel sorry for him? She’s literally Stuck to her newborn baby. She’s hormonal, she’s dirty (good luck taking regular showers, or even peeing when needed) she’s exhausted, this baby is sucking the life out of her breasts and the husband is completely oblivious to this. That would piss me off too. I’m…

Truly, bless all souls who work in any restaurant anywhere. My friends and I tip like Rockefellers because man what a shit job sometimes. Thanks for bringing us delicious eats!

Uh, mine. I earn 120K as a Tech Business Analyst in the IT dept of a massive staffing company. I work 40 hours a week, not one drop more. Cake-walk. I’ve rarely worked overtime in my 16 year career.

Every year for Lexi is The Year of Our Stupidity. What a crock of shit.

Yes she did and I believe her.