1. Because he’s a cop. 2. The FEDs always move slow, that’s not a bad thing. They’re actually investigating this and that’s progress.

38 and YEP.

It’s a damn shame that Sorkin is such a shit. But whatever. Nothing and no-one will pry TWW Fein my computer, phone, tablet. NOTHING.

I miss John Spencer SO much.

I watch TWW daily. It’s my happy place. If the apocalypse occurs in my lifetime I’ll still be able to watch it using my wind up battery for my tablet. Yep.

Homeland Security! Whoa.

What is it with some men/boys! I’ve never heard of a girl/women doing this. So much violence in so many men and so little of it in most women. Why is that?

Diorshow = End All Be All. I have invisible blond lashes. Not so with Diorshow. LURVE.

YEARS. I have zero desire left. I’m 38. Men are just plain awful.

Dear J & J:

That is the most First Worldy thing I’ve ever read. Ever.

No, you go on the wine train to have a White Good Time.

Why would you ever feel sorry for him? She’s literally Stuck to her newborn baby. She’s hormonal, she’s dirty (good luck taking regular showers, or even peeing when needed) she’s exhausted, this baby is sucking the life out of her breasts and the husband is completely oblivious to this. That would piss me off too. I’m…

Truly, bless all souls who work in any restaurant anywhere. My friends and I tip like Rockefellers because man what a shit job sometimes. Thanks for bringing us delicious eats!

Every year for Lexi is The Year of Our Stupidity. What a crock of shit.

Yes she did and I believe her.

If you mean an untreated brain injury would have killed her in the exact timeframe when she actually died, yes that is entirely possible. See the death of Natasha Richardson in March 2009. She hit her head on a rock skiing and died shortly after but was conscious for several hours after she hit her head before she…

OH noes! Two wildly successful white guys confronted with privilege! WHATEVER WILL THEY DO?!

I tipped 75 to 100% when I lived in NYC. I had a feeling the women weren’t getting paid shit for my 15-20 dollar mani.