I bought the LG G2 last year for the battery life alone and it still impresses me. All day baby!

Uh, WHY will you always love her? She's clearly fucking awful.

But dat battery tho...

I fucking Hate it when men call women "females". Asshole.

Whoa, Homegirl (Hale), is KRAYZEE.

New Hampshire tries to Out-Boston, Boston.

:( Yeah that doesn't sound like a fun job.

Get an LG G2, or G3 for that matter. The battery life is second to none. Love mine.

53! Jesus. Always loved this song. Have a great evening Ladies (and dudes).

DAMMIT! But, probably a good move for you. You should have been made High Overlord of Jezebel a long time ago. You will be missed but I will be following you wherever you go!

So you've never written for Jezebel. What makes you worthy?

Um, what the fuck? You picked a 25 yo over longtime Deputy Dodai?

:) The more you know!

New trend my ass. I've been getting this kind of bullshit since I used Telepersonals waaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. Many many many men are entitled, insane, Assholes.

Here's his mugshot from 2008 for assault.

Yeah, the statement being "I'm a shithead."

Oh look, it's the 10th known case right here! ^^^

No lesson because WHO GIVES A SHIT. It's a naked human body - *gasp*.

It would cover mine for 12!

Ninjas? Who the fuck are they kidding. Idiots. May they never breed.