What the hell is a "labiaplastied" vulva anyway? Oh right, I don't give a shit. I like my parts just fine thanks.

Nice to have confirmation though.

Amazing to see all the Freeman defenders here. For all of you: Fuck Off.

Please define "inappropriate" as opposed to disgusting...

He shot an Innocent, Unarmed KID in the HEART because he was black and in (according to Zimmerman) the wrong neighborhood. I can't fathom your inability to see George Zimmerman as anything but a monster. When the Florida police department won't even hire you, that says something.

Thanks for that, my nose needed a coffee douche.

Hmm lesseee. He stalked the kid. Assaulted the kid. Murdered the kid. Yep, pretty fucking cold blooded.

I am having a VERY hard time keeping that big ass guffaw inside.

Also, I think the coats are pretty stylish!

Nevermind, I'm a douchecanoe, didn't read the entire thing. :)

YAY Thank you for this!!!!

Do you really Care what an outerwear coat looks like as long as it doesn't involve searing, seething pain in it's creation???

Nope I knew about all of these bozos.

Aw that totally blows I'm so sorry. I'm still friends with the only Ex that ever made my stomach flip. It was an awful breakup followed by 7+ months of continuing to sleep with each other (thus ripping out my heart every weekend for 7+ months, because I'm an idiot). This was 4.5 years ago and I'm 1. Still not over…

That 40 year lifespan myth really needs to go away. It's total bunk. http://www.livescience.com/10569-human-li…

That gives me a ladyboner for REAL.

LOL, nice. Well ok maybe not Our generation, or the one after that, or even the one after that, but we're certainly killing off our resources slowly but surely.

We're so fucked.

ETA: Meant for the dick below you!

Only the cream of the Dregs here on Deadspin. It's the bottom of the barrel.