Take sections starting at the top of the hairline and twist them messily, secure in the back with booby pins, put on a thin hairband, make sure the back is secured in a messy bun at the back or middle back of the head and Poof, Uma Thurman Awesome Hair.

He is STUPID hot. Damn. That is all.

I want to punch her.

She wouldn't be the first world-champion-olympic-gold-medal-winning athlete to have a less than stellar personality. You can't win at Everything.

I don't care about the married boyfriend, that's not her fault. I do wonder about her Mom though. Her Dad allegedly broke three of his now ex-wife's ribs and never suffered any consequences whatsoever. I wouldn't be standing by My dad if he broke my mother's ribs.

A pox on All their anuses. Or really bad 3 day constipation.

Nope, wrong-o. I'll be 7 years sober in July and it is entirely due to two things: 1. I was ready to stop after being arrested for a DUI and 2. Alcoholics Anonymous. The only two problems I have is that the main stories in the Big Book surround the lives of men with very few stories relating exclusively to women,…

Yeah I have yet to pay over 75 bucks for any pair of shoes. I might splurge on some Eileen Fisher patent flats one day, but that'll top me out at 200.00. Easy Spirit and Naturalizer FTW! Plus my feet don't hurt.

Yes, totally agree. I won the Geography Jackpot to say the least.

#COTD!

OMG. Yeah that's one of a gajillion reasons I don't want old movies or TV. Blech.

I''m so grateful I live in a time period where I never ever have to get married if I choose not to. I'm 36, live alone with my cats and don't have to sacrifice one iota of time on the care and upkeep of anyone but myself and YES it's awesome. Freedom! Fuck Yeah!

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Omg.

Love both the comment and this gif.

According to the Daily Fail, she left. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Looks like she left, though she could just be going on a planned trip for work or otherwise. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

If that piece of shit Mayor Coleman Young was a progressive then I'm a fucking Duck. Not to mention Kwame. Bring back Dennis Archer, he was a financial wizard.

I too am a sufferer of Daily Fail Syndrome. I'm addicted to the true crime stories/updates. I never see them anywhere else.

SEA PUPPIES OMFGAWD. <3

No way, those cuties have Teeth.