Because our goddamn society tells the average man that if he doesn’t take the initiative in regards to his sexual impulses, he is pretty much guaranteed to remain forever alone?

I know. It is not just lust but other emotions you have to put aside for later when you’re not working. I get so annoyed by my coworkers but I still have stuff to do so those feelings have to go off to the side until I'm done.

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Vince Vaughn was pretty okay for a minute a while back, but John Mayer? Bleerrrhghghuughgh. I mean, the List Of Things I’d Rather Fuck Than John Mayer is long, my friend, and it includes “pile of rusty bottle caps” and “dildo made of frozen Spam and road salt.”

Molly Simms claims her daughter has only cried six times. Is that normal? [People]

Shower sex fixes all those things (at least temporarily).

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

Wuuuuuuut. Eating meat, even “sometimes”, =/= vegan.

It follows an FBI recruit-cum-agent named Alex Parrish

She looks a little like a young Phoebe Cates

I realize that Flyover State America loves them some DURRRRR Cop show! but fuck man. Enough with the fucking Cop/ F.D / FBI / Crime Scene Shows.

Related: Buchanan had a “longtime companion” who was a Senator from Alabama nicknamed “Aunt Fancy.” Really.

I don’t see why it’s such an unfortunate position. I disagree that it’s something to push back against. It would be cool to be an advocate for a huge national campaign and travel around being awesome.

Chester A. Arthur and Grover Cleveland each had a sister who served as First Lady for part of hs term. (I had to look it up.)

Related: many historians speculate that Buchanan was our first gay president.

Traditionally, a female relative takes the title of First Lady should the President not have a wife to fill that role. President Buchanan’s niece was his First Lady.

I don’t think anyone’s position is that trespassing or disobeying officers is good. My stance is that police officers waving guns at unarmed children is WORSE and totally unacceptable. Breaking up a party with guests of multiple races and ignoring the white kids is undeniable racial targeting. Body slamming a skinny…

They were “swarming”? You do realize that you’re taking about human kids, not insects or animals, right?