JezLangley
JezLangley
JezLangley

I have nothing but questions. So many questions...

The tee shirt cut is so unexpected and it works so well with the flow of the skirt, but the color is what makes me totally say yes to the dress.

Yes! I have seen red lipstick look absolutely amazing on thin lips. Just make sure it stays put with liner, powder, concealer around the edges, etc.

is it still okay to wear red lipstick if you have thin lips? mine have a fairly nice shape, but they are thin and i always thought that meant red was a no no.

I feel like if that happened, we’d go back to arguing about which white people are actually white or not. Sorry Irish/Italian/Polish/etc. people.

NJSP: The Enforcer.

not going to even touch how shitty this is BUT initially read “NJSP” as a new Meyers-Briggs score

btw where are her nipples?

Ummm, okay.

You’re looking at it.

Well, she doesn’t know what she does either. Other than being Kanye’s ex-girlfriend, and doing porn and modeling, I have no idea why this person thinks they can write an advice book about finance, love or life. Anybody who thinks it’s a good idea to inject silicone into their ass shouldn’t be allowed to give life

I was thinking the same thing

If I didn’t read Jezebel I would have no idea who Amber Rose is and I still don’t know what she does.

Sorry, but this is terrible. Don’t let love for Amber Rose blind you.

Personally, when I go to the airport, I just want to chill out and be quiet and read and have everyone else leave me the hell alone.

Oh, where to start? Some people find Broadway shows to be cloying (or worse). Some people feel like they are being assaulted by noise without their consent (kind of like if a bunch of people were smoking in a small space and you had to inhale the smoke). Some people feel like all the world is not a stage, though

For me, I don’t like Broadway. So, Broadway-style musicals are very unpleasant to listen to. Partially, it’s the very loud singing, which I’m kind of sensitive to loud sounds (I always wear ear protection at concerts and I rarely go), and part of it is the over-the-top, hammy theater style that I find aggressive. It’s

1) Because musical theater, with few exceptions, is mostly annoying. And musical theater performers are, without exception, always annoying.

Different personalities. Personally, I get really uncomfortable when people sing in public. I teach high school and I have a 9th grader who is a very talented singer, but when she starts singing in class I start feeling second-hand embarrassment (even though she is talented!) I think some people may just be sensitive