Is it just me or doesn’t ‘top hat wearing dude’ ONLY mean Slash?

DJ Ashba, the top hat-wearing dude from Guns N’ Roses guy who currently pretends to be Slash

Exactly. That’s like saying the “rough looking one from GNR”.

“What are you going to do about it, buddy?”

Seriously. With the exception of Jeb Bush and Bernie Sanders, is there /anyone/ in the current race who didn’t run in 2008?

It was Santorum. They staged an intervention since she had worn open-toed shoes the day it happened.

I’m going to make a wild guess that it was probably a candidate affiliated with a party who determined that it wasn’t “rape-rape” and NBD.

What does “major” political campaign mean? Does it mean federal office? Governorship? Without that information, this could literally be any political campaign that occurred in 2008.

Huh... given that I could see any campaign try to cover it up if they felt the perp was “essential” to the campaign, I really don’t have any solid guesses as to which campaign it could be.

My uninformed opinion is that absolutely this needs to come out. I supposed it’s ultimately the victim’s decision but if I was privy to a crime such as this I wouldn’t feel right not informing someone. I don’t care who the candidate is or what the implications are: a crime was committed and an investigation should go…

The candidate I worked for is running again.

“The list is pretty short. And very major.”

I’d pick him because he looks more masculine than the others, but I don’t usually like pretty boys.

Vienna sausages?

I was a pageant judge last year. It’s 100% about body positivity, and super fun and celebratory. No haters allowed, for real. Everyone had a great time and the contestants were truly awesome. It’s way more about costumes and creativity (and penis decorations) than anything else.

I feel super strongly about the issues…

actually these events are usually to encourage body positivity, but i see what you mean

Isn’t it possible that this is less to make fun of small penises and more of a small penis pride thing? That’s the vibe I got from it, probably because of that story a while ago about some guy doing something prideful about small penises (I literally do not remember more details than that, but I can probably find it…

Smallest and biggest dick all wrapped into one. How DOES he do it?

Tonight I learned there is a ShipADick.com, and that the holiday ones are oddly compelling.