or just because.

May I present American Sniper baby?

The article made me laugh. The baby face is creepy.

Because Bella is the Mary Suest of all Mary Sues and her super special vampire baby is Mary Sue Jr.

Something about a super fast aging ability/uncannily beautiful and intelligent for a baby? She’s supposed to have this magical je ne sais quoi as the unholy offspring of a vampire and a human. In the case of the movie that je ne sais quoi translates as horrible model faced gremlin spawn. I didn’t read the books or see…

Oh Jesus - thank you for this. I forgot about the Creepy Vamp Baby/Papillon mix. All the lolz

Stephenie Meyer should be punched in the tit for making the name Renesmee a thing.

I’m so glad I was home alone when I scrolled, because I laughed so hard I scared my dogs. And I’m still laughing! This is what the internet was made for. :)

Oh my god, is that really what they put in the movie? Why?! Why didn’t they just use an actual baby? What reason did they have for that monstrosity?

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

ILY, Ms Davies. Well played.

brb never sleeping ever again

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Lmao... As someone who has watched the show since the beginning, that honestly is what Margulies’ character has devolved into. In the beginning every character was interesting and you wanted to know more about them. At this point the main players (not Baranski, Czuchry, and especially Panjabi as they have all fallen…

I have also watched from the beginning and I’m in complete agreement with your aunt! Worst season. We’ve already had to suffer through two elections with Peter, then they threw another one in. I keep hoping the The Good Wife will become The Divorcee though!

I watched from the beginning and this season was not good. It was actually a better show early on when Marguiles and Punjabi still worked together. The Alicia/Kalinda friendship was one of the best parts of the show. Diane still rocks though.

This has been an incredibly frustrating thing about watching the show lately. Alicia and Kalinda’s friendship was a major draw during the earlier seasons of the show, but whatever beef Margulies has with Panjabi has really impacted the overall dynamics of the show negatively. The writers have struggled to create…

I frankly find Marguiles the least interesting part of that show. I watch it when it comes on after Madam Secretary but my aunt has been watching from the beginning. She wasn’t a fan of this season. She didn’t like the Election story that went no where. Frankly since i’m learning as j watch I find characters like…