I’ve been full time for years and still haven’t managed to get surgery and this motherfucker hasn’t even changed her name yet!

Fun fact, ball skin makes great coin purses.

Forgot to take down or just plain don’t give a fuck?

This. I’ve always been a voracious reader and I delved into adult fiction and classics when I was rather young, which means I was exposed to adult themes at a young age - I definitely needed help to understand what I was reading. But I was lucky to have parents and teachers that saw teaching opportunities rather than…

I’m in the camp of “teach it, examine it, move on”. Some professors will give a warning before a class that covers topics like rape or domestic violence, but in history at least, that’s just not done — either learn history completely or not at all. Your mass comm or biology major isn’t required to take classes on…

Context, context, context, context.

I understand being willing to vote for Clinton before any Republican candidate. But if you’re so hype for Hillary that you buy a shirt like this then you’re full on crazy.

Who does she have advising her on this crap? This is seriously some crazy shit we’d see Selina Meyers get talked into on VEEP.

That shirt is hilarious for all the wrong reasons — like it’s something I’d want to wear ironically, if it didn’t mean giving Hillary money. Not even the smug satisfaction of pinning a Bernie Sanders button over her printed button would help.

This is just about 17 copies of the same t shirt photograph and somehow I think that makes this post better.

ugh, that’s the fucking worst.

Some people claim they have “chronic” lime disease (see: Yolanda Foster), which is not real.

It’s totally real, but “self diagnosed” Lyme’s disease is becoming a wee bit of a fad, like non-Celiacs sufferers claiming allergies to gluten.

Ok, I got raked over coals for this on the Avril Lavigne post. Yes Lyme disease is real; but there is a vast (and absolutely insane) conspiracy surrounding it. It involves Operation Paperclip and Nazis and genetically modified disease/animals and Russian spies and the illuminati (some even link it to aliens) and leads…

When I imagine her “doing school”, I’m picturing a box of crayons and those workbooks that my mom bought me when I was about 5, that have basic math problems and connect the dots.

I bet chemtrails are causing this epidemic of gluten intolerance.

I thought Dany’s conversation with Dario pretty well explained why she’s not being super confrontational about it.

In fact, Daenerys’ “reopen the fighting pits” initiative is already a disaster, because we see first-hand that slaves are fighting in the pits.