JezLangley
JezLangley
JezLangley

My comment was a play on the popular hashtag/phrase “Dat ass tho” in which one would take notice and admire someone’s butt. I changed it a little to admire a beard

#DatBeardTho

“There are two things I know about white people: they like Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.”

I write reports that have to be approved by a large council of various federally recognized tribes, and the preferred nomenclature is currently American Indian, in the state of Georgia. I’m not sure if it’s the same in California, but that’s what’s required/expected here. I’m not quite sure on the reasoning, but that

I like to think we’re ALL related to Bubbles.

I’m pretty sure he’s related to Bubbles.

I hope people buy these dolls for kids without disabilities too! Also, if you’re considering getting one of these dolls for a kid in your life with a disability, I would suggest checking with the kid’s parents first. Some kids might be like, “Sweet, I’m sick of never seeing any toys/movie characters/etc. that look

I need to put out a line of dolls for the socially defective in society. I could have “Friend-zoned Frank” and “Nice-guy Nick” and “Smile-more Sam” and maybe “All-my-exes-are-crazy Alex”.

Drip some clear nail polish from the lips of your doll, you’ll have your customized doll for a bargain. Same goes for birthmark dolls: pink sharpie.

I hope the cost of these kinds of dolls come down, because they would be so wonderful to have in day-cares and classrooms. Caregivers and early childhood educators are strongly encouraged to have representative dolls and books, and most really try to meet that standard, but it can be difficult to find them (and as

Is a large facial birthmark considered a disability? I’ve never thought of them that way.

Not that I’m shilling for this (currently) division of Mattel, but American Girl had glasses, hearing aids, casts and wheelchairs for their customizable dolls a couple decades ago, when it was still Pleasant Company.

Yup. I had a buddy when I was younger that was regularly taking Brewster’s ice cream to the CLEANERS. He had some scam where would like, ring up lesser orders for people but give them the full order and pocket the change. He always had fat saxx of weed, yo.

She’s no Milton, that’s for sure.

Zebra stripes? Purple plaid? Cane? Since when was being a pimp considered a disability, dawg?

I don’t know that I would call the restaurant to complain about pennies but I stopped going to the gas station where you would pay $20 and they would code the pump with $19.99. The first time, I was in a hurry. The second time, I went in and made them give me my change and never went back. 1,000 customers may only net

It’s mainly the blank eyes, I think, but the brows aren’t helping. They are GANKED. I hope she winds up in a minimum-security prison with Internet access. That girl needs Millihelen tips. Badly.

The problem here is that she stole too much too fast. You gotta steal pennies, gurl. Nobody cares about pennies.