I mean to be fair, she definitely doesn’t look 16. But she’s flippin’ ageless. Whatever she’s doing...I want that.

that is some sorcery.

alconleigh: Hang in there you’ll figure it out.

Yeah, man! She’s totally just a cool girl. Like, writing about sex is kinda funny and risqué! But she just calls it like she sees it and would rather chill and have a beer with the guys while eating nachos and watching football then be acting like these crazy skanks.

I’m highly skeptical here. She got drunk and had unprotected sex with 25 guys? None of the guys looked around a thought “Given what’s happened before me, I think I shall wear a condom?”

People would be all like “you dog!” and nudge him fondly, grin. His pa would be like “atta boy!” and tell the neighbors he raised a stallion (I’m assuming he would not keep this private).

You’d be surprised about how many guys a woman would allow for a train...One day while watching a porn I thought, “Why would a woman have sex with multiple guys?” Is there a biological purpose? So, I Googled it and apparently, one, because of how some people’s bodies work, one cock can’t bring an orgasm or the orgasm…

The only situation where boning 25 people at a party is acceptable is if…

Oh my god. I’m just thinking of that quote from Kimmy Schmidt where Jane Krakowski’s character says to her husband, “your last wife turned 50. I promise I will never do that to you.”

I’m sure they know.... why would they care since its sort of a silly clickbaity site. As for Jezebel... do they know ?? They sure seem okay milking this for another trumped up “slut shaming” whine.

Despite the Mirror headline, her letter doesn’t say she had sex with 25 men. She says she had sex with multiple men and that the one responsible for the pregnancy could be any one of the 25 men at the party — which could be true if she had sex with a smaller number of men but wasn’t sure which ones.

Oh never mind. I don’t care because she’s going to be irrelevant in about a year anyway.

All her friends are guys cause girls are just toooo much drama. And they’re always jealous of her. She doesn’t know why! It’s not her fault she’s so hot and has cool opinions like ‘beef curtains’ and ‘cunt punt.’ She’s laid back - see her screeds writing!? Women are just jealous bitches. /s

Oh, and for the uninformed ‘beef curtains’ is the term for large labia thought to be the result of multiple sexual partners. Obviously not true but 12 year olds and adults with the mentality of a 12 year old actually think a vagina can be stretched to that point. The fact that a woman is writing these words just…

I know a guy who’s big on sites like BroBible and TotalFratMove. He was a Pike ringleader at Trinity who majored in Ski Weekends at Stowe. He now works part-time for his dad’s firm and is still trying to get through 3L on his second or third try. He is somewhere around 33 or 34.

Um, while I agree the snarky tone was unnecessary are we really cool with a chick boning 25 dudes with NO condom? This doesn’t seem to have been a planned event with necessary precautions taken. It’s not empowering or positive. What about her health and the health of the guys? If she finds out she has an STI does she…

If this Is true, I hope she names the child Eric/Erica.

Oh dear God, now I have to live the rest of my life knowing that something called BroBible exists.

Everyone is missing the most important detail: the author of the BroBible column is none other than the Deranged Sorority Girl of half a life ago.

Has it not occurred to BroBible that letters to advice columns are often fake?