Basically, we're supposed to bow down to our new Feminist in Chief, Nicki Minaj, because she talks about jilling off, guys giving her head, and is willing to objectify herself to whatever rapper is hot at the minute and will drop a verse in her songs.

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

I remember years ago, a woman called into the C-SPAN morning show because she wanted to talk about conditions for injured soldiers at Walter Reed and how she was in Washington and had gone in to see them and was appalled at the state of the hospital. The host asked her some more questions and deduced (correctly) that…

It's not even that I dislike Minaj cause I actually think she's quite fun. But I really don't understand the Jez's fascination with her. And trying to push her as some sort of feminist icon in 2014 is just ridiculous.

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

Watch and cringe as one of the brothers drops his head into his hands and bemoans, "Oh God, it's mom."

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

Yeah, I want to love her but her odes to drug dealers who can "buy me Balmain", general air of self-conscious shit-stirring (pseudo-Nazi imagery, really?) , and total reliance on sexuality (you've seen her calendar, right?) make me less than impressed. She's no diva in my books. Boss, sure. Disposable, totally.

No. It's somebody desperately trying to find meaning in yet another rap album that has very little to say.

...huh?

it would be nice to have a female rapper in the limelight who isn't all about her sexuality and isn't offering her ass on a platter for male desire. Nicki presents herself and her dancers and sexual objects. She is the furthest thing from a feminist. Ugh.

I hope Mara fares better than the majority of his other wives did...

My grandma constantly asks me when I'm going to get married and have children and I'm beyond tired of it. I know someday I want to do those things, but I don't know for sure when it's going to happen and it infuriates me that these are the things society cares about the most about women. Although Jennifer is very…

Jennifer Aniston is almost 46 years old, can't her womb watch end now.

For once, Kim Kardashian and I agree on something: why is she news?

So, in the last 3 years my husband and I have each lost a pretty significant amount of weight. We aren't dieting together, but exercising together and just generally supporting each other in our workout habits and food choices has helped immensely. Doing things like eating out less really required us both to be on…

Can I also say it is easier for men to lose weight?

I'm so ashamed... and so relaxed.

I can't listen to these because I do get this weird physical reaction to them that is tingly and pleasurable and stuff but I'm like embarrassed by that because from New England.

Yup. I originally found the whisper videos a couple years ago to make fun of them and be all "what the fuck is wrong with people". Then I realized I was sitting there for ages and feeling so relaxed. As much as I hate to admit it, it actually works for me it seems.