Being a feminist doesn't make you blind, and pretending there's no such thing as ugly people doesn't make you a better feminist.

Clooney can make any haircut look good.

The visceral reaction I had was not because she's fat, but because she's extremely unattractive.

No one wants their porn to be that vivid.

A Kassmandra. Gotta work a "K" in there ! Really hope Scott didn't have to fend off Apollo, or Bret Easton Ellis. ;)

Yes to that intellectually, no to that viscerally.

Re: Mama June Sex tape:

Me IRL when I read the headline:

God damn it! I want to make fun of him so bad but he obviously has very serious mental health and drug problems and needs treatment. We all need to support him with arms wide open.

I was just wondering that same thing. Like, he gets points for keeping his pants on? Not eating someone's face? I'm laughing because I'm terrified.

Where is Dragon when you need him?

If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?

There can never be enough Arrested Development .gifs or references.

I just used this gif on Gawker, so why not CTRL + V that shit again.

Graft versus host is a serious disease.

Yeah. My theory is that it's somehow strung up into the cat ears headband.

Amazing the skull can support that massive ponytail.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

I thought he had TBA

THEORY: Ariana Grande medically *must* be carried everywhere like a baby because she got her ponytail from the same place Tobias Funke did.