There seems to be a massive uptick in people stealing packages lately. My sister had a box stolen from her front steps last week. The police came around and said a trio of ELEVEN year old kids had gone around the apartment complex and stolen more than twenty packages.
The get it over with bit resonates. I sort of wish I could tell my college-age self that I'd have other opportunities and that putting it off for a year or two wouldn't kill me.
I lost my virginity to a guy with Insane Clown Posse tattoos (plural, as in more than one) during a snow storm with 90s techno setting the mood. I regret nothing.
Not exactly mortified, but would never publicly admit to him being the one either. Ick just thinking about. I felt at 18 I had to get it over with it, go figure. Thank goodness later I found out it could be fun and good.
I know! They chose the woman who once peed on set, did a season of Celebrity Rehab, and always looks manic over Allison and her cool anime eyes? I don't get it either.
Oh man I have been rewatching ANTM since it got put on Amazon Prime. (It's perfect mindless viewing while I grade stacks and stacks of finals, I mostly fast forward to the photo shoots, but the entire thing is such an aughts time capsule!) and all I could thing was why haven't more of them sued?? Also, remember when…
I ran into (like literally, walked around a corner without looking and ran face-to-stomach into) Miss Jay at the MoMa once, she was looking so laid back in a pair of black cigarette pants, white, button up blouse, and black loafers, that I almost didn't recognize her. I started to apologize for running into her and…
I feel like there has to be some sort of clause in the competition that says Cover Girl gets final approval of the winner. And it wouldn't be at all surprising if CG didn't want to associate their brand with a former escort. But if that's the case it will be very hard for her to win, even if everything happened…
Seriously, they don't select contestants for their even temperaments and calm demeanors.
If attitude and flying off the handle were an issue, half these hamsters — and most of the judges — wouldn't make it past the premiere.
Thiiiis biiiiitch. After all the shit she gave Will for doing that with his shoulders last cycle, and here she is hunching like it's her job.
"Ariana Grande denies that she gets carried around like a little baby" is possibly the greatest headline ever. That is all.
Grantland published a sprawling oral history of director Paul Thomas Anderson's 1997 film Boogie Nights
Absolutely nothing about that last point surprises me (that Macy was super nice, and that everyone else treated them with contempt.)
Don Cheadle's costumes were amazing!
Look, some people have bad butt gaskets and can't help it. The older you get, the worse it is. Parts wear out, and for some people, they can do everything possible and the fart will still come out.
Seriously? It's not like she could excuse herself to go to the bathroom. I mean, maybe, but, holy crap. I'm not all for willy nilly farting but, hey, sometimes it's gotta come out. It's also natural. Suggested reading for you: The Gas We Pass. Look it up. Maybe follow it up with Everyone Poops.