JezLangley
JezLangley
JezLangley

Looks like a severed finger

Doing something you don't love is difficult. Doing something you do love is easy. Try to make your living doing something you love.

I find I only enjoy the use of the word "slutty" when it's used to describe something I wouldn't typically think of being capable of exuding sluttiness. Examples include:

But the Mormons are often big proponents of breastfeeding! So not sure this is the reason. Maybe it's actually because so few women have been harassed there, or because they refuse to have to pass a law on something so fucking obvious?

I caught The Ex cheating on me at my cousin's wedding. I was a bridesmaid so I was busy helping her all night and didn't have much time to spend with him which was fine since he knew most of the other guests. We were all forming a line on the steps that led the newlyweds down to their car, and I looked into the

Great question! And how about "Moist Secret Center"?

I once found out a boyfriend was cheating when I was visited a new friend's apartment for the first time a few days after Valentine's Day. She had on her mantle the exact same card that my boyfriend had given me. We laughed about it when I mentioned it and she picked it up to read to me what her boyfriend had written

Is it me, or are these mildly disappointing?

Just some random silliness. Let's not get our panties in a wad ladies.

I feel like Nine West didn't think this through. Meaning they didn't think about the unintended subtext that your starter husband is gonna be a poor mother fucker and you can only afford nine west with him when what you really want is a pair of Jimmy Choos

This is purely antedotal, but I have had more students over the last 3 years go full out crazy than all the previous 7 combined. Until something drastic happened, they usually went untreated for these reasons: uninvolved parents who thought the shit they were doing or saying was just occasional, out of touch parents

I've seen both the visuals in person, as I manage another counter in a department store that has a MAC counter. The colors are lovely, and the visuals are a brilliant moment in so wrong that it's right. I can't wait until the big posters go up so I can giggle from my bastion of snobby, European, classiness across the

I mean, you would think. However, I've seen some really, really messed up mental states go completely ignored/unnoticed by parents, unfortunately. It all depends on their level of involvement with her, and the level of their own denial.

Right? But I can also see that whatever "break" she could have had immediately preceding the murders could have gotten exponentially worse after the murder. A fairly-broken 12-year-old-girl commits murder... probably going to fuck her up even more. But I'm no brain doctor guy.

Is it realistic that that level of crazy went undetected by her parents, or are they thinking she had some kind of break from reality about the time of the murder? Because I'm not one to automatically assume that every incompetency plea is a smokescreen, but the prosecutors are saying they plotted for months to try

this story is so glorious.

I wonder what shade their "throbbing manhood" eye kohl will be...