Tabloids have finally hit this...

Oh dear lord is this a frightening picture. Is she going to rehab for an addiction to eating the souls of the young and defenseless?

"We do not hire strippers for the event because some of the guys are older and have wives "

"Hey cutie, thanks for comi - Oh my god is there a fantasy football DRAFT in here? Haha, just a little 'erect nipple humor' for ya, but seriously, you replied to this Craigslist ad and we're seriously contemplating murder."

That knee thing may be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in a tabloid and that is a really, REALLY high bar. Or low, as it were.

i've been giving my friends handies, they really seem to love them

I keep wondering when these supposed feminazis are going to start invading Poland or, you know, even maybe killing a whole bunch of guys. I mean, you guys have been talking about it for a long, long time, so... has it ever occurred to you that you might be engaging in a teeny tiny bit of hyperbole? just a smidge?

Also, if you're tweeting all day about your feelings and your pain there's a good chance I'm unfollowing you regardless of gender.

I'm really starting to be grateful for social media. Instead of having to go off and live in the woods to get away from ridiculous shit like this all I have to do is stay away from Facebook, Twitter etc. So I still get to enjoy the benefits of living in a large, cultured metropolis.

"Women Start More Shit Than Men" would be a great title for a history textbook.

Imagine being told that your feelings aren't valid, your pain isn't legitimate

I mean, this assumes that it's possible for men to find great-fitting suits off the rack and that's something that's being kept from women, and that is definitely not the case. This is in NO way intended to excuse retailers who are discriminatory against gay or trans people, but I actually doubt that there's a huge…

Allison Williams sounds exactly like every other suburban white girl who convinced her parents to let her take voice lessons. Her voice is fine, but boring.

If it turns into the story of that Peter Pan production from This American Life's "Fiasco!" episode, I just don't know what I'll do.

When my step daughter was 3, she saw her father naked. She pointed at him and exclaimed, "Daddy, your vagina is falling out!"

Peter is traditionally played by a woman (Mary Martin!)

Weird to the average American? Maybe. Weird in terms of how it affected him? Not at all. A nonchalant approach to nudity & body parts is absolutely the best way to go IMO, he's not carrying around weird guilt just for having a human body that is inevitably naked sometimes the way sooooo many other people in our…

I have two boys and a girl, all under the age of 4 — in other words, prime running around naked time for the boys and "helping" (by which I mean "making more difficult") bathe, change, and dress their little sister. Particularly since Eldest started potty training, I have said the word "penis" more times than I could…

What about a baby makes a penis or a vulva dirty or sexual?

I would say most motherhood-related outrage is about the mom's issues rather than any real problem.