JezLangley
JezLangley
JezLangley

Got mine the same damn way. Our happy surprise came in September and he is also awesome and I likewise love the everliving shit out of him even though he's now mad mobile and only lets me cuddle him when he's sleeping. I always wanted kids though, just it was never "the right time" but then it happened and it turns

I hope so, I truly do but I do wonder how much worse it's going to have to get before the critical mass of people go fuck it, enough, we have to change!

This is precisely what my grandmother said to me: it's never perfect and if you wait for it to be, you'll find yourself missing out on a hell of a lot of good.

Bathroom crucifixes remind me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry takes the prostate pills and gets a super strong stream and gets pee on the crucifix and the lady whose house he's in finds it and thinks it's Jesus's tears and a miracle and calls the church....

First off, that romper on the guy on the right is blowing my mind! It's like two rompers in one with a vest element going on too. Wow. Also, I love rompers. I wore one today and they can be quite cute:

It sort of reminds me of the cases where the only charge is "resisting arrest". It's like well what the fuck was the arrest for in the first place? It would seem you were resisting some bullshit manhandling. You are under arrest. What are my charges? Resisting arrest.

Yeah little boy clothes are fun. My 11 month old is rocking a striped short legged onesie with a pirate ship appliqué and he wore the green stripe with a crab yesterday. It's made me fall in love with rompers for myself: one piece of clothing = an outfit!

My brother went through a big cat period and got freakishly good at sitting quietly until you forgot he was there and then pouncing. It used to scare the shit out of me but it was impressive. He was ADHD as all get out except when he was a panther, then that kid could sit so still that you'd forget he was there until

We live in a society where no one wants to particularly help parents, but they really, really want to judge them.

Yes, yes, and more yes! I will join the make out session with your comment. Additionally I think this culture of fear also contributes to the gun nuttery that pervades our culture. If you are constantly about to get raped, murdered, robbed, or god help you "knock-out gamed", then carrying a gun becomes a necessity

I totally see your distinction between intellectually rejecting the death penalty and emotionally being predisposed towards it. I think it's a really interesting topic to examine in theory so what follows doesn't involve the real world application of (and all the inherent problems therein) the death penalty but is

Honestly though you don't see a problem with the state killing someone for revenge and retribution? The only argument that I think could possibly be valid is an argument for deterrence but the statistics clearly show that the death penalty does not deter future crimes and plus isn't applied in a fair and uniform

Well nobody understands me.

See often this would be me because my mom would have picked me up from somewhere and then we'd have to do errands before going home (we lived in the country). And go in with my Mom!? What, in public? People might see me and then they'd know that I had a parent and that sometimes she bought toilet paper!

Yeah. 1) what the hell does he curate and 2) anyone else think it's suspicious that the only sighting and pictures of this clown are provided by a guy calling himself a "visual artist/curator"? 10$ he's either the clown or the man behind the clown.

Yeah 5 is old enough to get in trouble. I think they are old enough when they sullenly demand you leave the keys in the car and then sit there with the AC on moodily listening to the radio while texting. I always giggle when I see the painfully self-aware preteens brooding in their mom's minivans outside the grocery

Preach!

It gets better: pork derivations are in oral pills, creams, and suppositories too. A ban by observant Jewish and Muslim businesses on any and all medical treatments containing pork derivatives!

Thank you google. So I just checked and true enough, some vaccinations contain porcine-derived gelatin... so Muslim businesses should refuse to cover vaccinations in their health care plan, at least the ones that contain pork based gelatin. It's pretty damn analogous to the birth-control ban Hobby Lobby is lobbing!

Ablow can be the dog in the tetrad. Now that's an insult to the canines of the world.