Hopefully the first of many. I look forward to a new “KKK guy found dead at X” every other week from now on.

With a max output of 720p (apparently), a 3 hour battery life, and a subscription multiplayer service, my interest in the Switch amounts to meh.

But these are probably good ads for people that don’t care about all that niggling specifications junk.

NAZIS DO NOT DESERVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE A VOICE.

What part of “fascism is evil and they want to kill you and your family” do you god damned idiots not understand? Let them have a voice? NO. Nazis are evil and must be destroyed. Thinking otherwise is suicide. Your kind of thinking will kill us all. Shut up.

Stop being a…

Go fuck yourself, Pokahontas.

That...that’s not the gamer’s dream.

My girlfriend and I watched Kids on the Slope, and we found it insanely boring, and almost completely devoid of actual jazz music performances. We thought we were going into a music anime, and instead it turns into this love-triangle horse shit, and the whole time we’re screaming “SOMEONE PLAY SOME FUCKING JAZZ…

I have had exactly zero reasons to visit a Gamestop in...at least 3 years. Or any other video game retailer. Hopefully I’m not the only one. Hopefully the company will go out of business sometime soon. Hopefully they’ll find a way to save Game Informer, which is the only good thing about the whole situation, but even…

Well half-life was certainly a great and very important game, but best game ever it most definitely is not.

And only signing up for the thing costs $12, the actual X-COM game is free.

Well half-life was certainly a great and very important game, but best game ever it most definitely is not.

And only…

I’ll accept that!

I’ll accept that!

Best game ever made? But...X-COM isn’t System Shock 2.

How about ONE OF the best games ever made? Like SS2 and Deus Ex?

Best game ever made? But...X-COM isn’t System Shock 2.

How about ONE OF the best games ever made? Like SS2 and Deus…

Well, you got two out of the four correct.

Chaos Child is ultra-violence with boring mind fuckery, and Scum’s Wish is just generic slice-of-life romance crap rehashed yet again. Both are pretty awful. The best romance show of the series is Masamune-kun’s Revenge. But none of them are the best shows.  

ACCA, Little…

Would it have been so difficult to grab a random white or black guy off the street, ask them if they speak English, and then get them to write this shit out so it’s not just...a mess?

Which is the question I ask every single time I see Engrish nonsense in anything.

That mother fucker is going to kill us all.

Yeah, well, fuck Twitch.

Keeping in mind they were trying to make a game about a guy being a badass when this supposed Darth-class sith lord was killed by a fucking padawan.  

There are free emulators that have been able to load up any game in the fucking library for at least 17 years. WHY bother with this?!

Oh, so now you giant bloody idiots pay attention? He’s been saying shit like this for two years.

And at least some of you damned fools put him in power. Oh, well done.

Dishonored 1/2, Space Hulk, ZOMBI, Portal 2, DOOM 2016, Bioshock Infinite, Fallout 4, Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 3, Shadow Warrior 1/2, Battlefield Bad Company 1/2, both new Deus Ex games, Borderlands 2, and a whole bunch of other very good SP FPS titles would like to shit all over that statement of yours.

Did this cease to be in effect at midnight yesterday? Because it’s $20 again.

Chokers are super hot.