The fact that Clash Royale has a fucking pro circuit fills me with immense exasperation and a general sense of lebensmüde.

Fuck this planet.

I hate to defend Comcast in any way, but this isn’t their fault. These people are subcontractors that happen to be driving Comcast-branded trucks. It’s the fault of the asshole electrical engineers. They are, to put it precisely, “pieces of shit”. Hopefully they’ll be fired, but they probably won’t be.

WE JUST HAD THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION

So, he’s a fucking liar. Disappointing, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Now I just dislike the obnoxious twit a bit more.

I think I’ll just wait until someone mods the game on PC so that I can run around in that powered armor all the time.

What you want, the changes you would like to see, would require a fundamental shift in human nature. That being that people, specifically men, are drawn to watch stuff that has tits and/or bare skin, and production studios realize this and so capitalize on it. In other words, it’s never going to change.

Fan service…

You and I have vastly different opinions as to what constitutes a good time travel story, Richard. The anime’s story was completely generic and trope-filled and simplistic and, frankly, fucking annoying. The fact that the main character, supposedly a genius, doesn’t understand that “shit changes in the present when…

I don’t enjoy competitive multiplayer fps games. How’s that for a reason?

It’s gorgeous. Still not buying it.

I don’t enjoy competitive multiplayer fps games. How’s that for a reason?

It’s gorgeous. Still not buying it.

Note that if you have an HTC Vive, these work really well with them. Not the bluetooth functionality, unfortunately, but they do have a standard audio jack. Use a very short male-male audio cable and it works wonderfully.

Also if you just need a pair of comfy bluetooth headphones, these are good. And they hold a…

Note that if you have an HTC Vive, these work really well with them. Not the bluetooth functionality, unfortunately,…

Don’t get your hopes up. This movie is going to be terrible. How do I know?

Because all anime-live action film translations are. Death Note, Attack on Titan, Kenshin, Golgo 13, Lupin III, Honey and Clover, Nodame Cantabile, Lone Wolf and Cub, Casshern, Hokuto no Ken, Ouran Koukou, Assassination Classroom, Cutie Honey,…

I stopped collecting figures and statues and whatnot a few years ago, but SHIT, I really want one or both of these.

Damn it.

Looks like, if it was a real thing, that it may even play like Homeworld.

I would buy that.

“the choice to release in the same window as Blizzard’s Overwatch was fucking idiotic,”

There, I fixed that for you, Mike.

I haven’t opened up the game in months, and if those fucking great twits keep doing crap like this, I’m not likely, to, either. Having my girlfriend spin pokestops for me while I drive (and vice versa) was how I gathered most of my pokeballs. I can’t get them easily, the game is worthless.

Ignoring all the potentially gay content and emotional development etc etc, Yuri on Ice is just extremely well made. It has wonderful production values, reflected in the character design, animation quality, music design/implementation, pacing, everything. It’s something every anime fan should be watching, just as a…

If this really does allow people to play PS3/PS4 games with accurate mouse/keyboard controls, then I guess it’s time for me to buy a PS4. I fucking hate console controllers.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

No actual fan of the manga or anime will be able to take this stupid fucking movie seriously, I and hereby curse the dipshit producers, scriptwriters, cast and...generally every single asshole working on the project with a JEWISH POX CHANTED IN HEBREW OR SOMETHING!

Same one I cast on Michael Bay. It hasn’t taken…

Everyone I know of that plays games pretty much hates Kotaku. So if I bought one of these shirts, which I will never do, I’m pretty sure I’d get punched in the face.

And it would be well deserved.

Why not just use the same fucking design principles and create a new, better A-10?

No?

Okay.