Windows 7-tan or whatever her name is, is easily the hottest of any of the female anythings to appear in any of these videos. Including 1995-era Jennifer Aniston.

They’re using music from Shaolin Soccer.

I bet they didn’t pay for it, either.

Yes, I too just read that article. Well played.

It seems both Bethsoft and Ubisoft are, in fact, run by idiots. Okay then! That’s amazing.

G...God Doom?

If I can’t see it, I won’t give a shit about it.

Based on the trailer, it’s not something I’d particularly care about to begin with! Good job, Whiskey company I’ve never heard of! You’ve effectively used your money on a marketing campaign nobody will give a shit about.

Hopefully someone will be fired for it.

Ironically, I recognized Michael Dorn’s voice fucking immediately the instant I heard it.

I took me longer than I’d like to admit (at least 3 or 4 missions) before I realized Alarak was John de Lancie. He does a brilliant job.

Also Worf is in there too, briefly.

Why the fuck is Doom entirely white?

It’s the kind of thing we’ve always wanted to see: science vs. magic. For some reason this awesome idea is extremely rare in books, television and movies.

I can think of only one book off the top of my head that attempts to tackle that subject matter. It’s called Hell’s Gate, by David Weber, and it’s a piece of shit.

Bullshit.

Simon’s a dick. Being an asshole to Catherine despite the fact that she has *no* control over how everything will turn out is what a douchebag would do. I didn’t like him at all.

That’s quitter-talk.

This, among other reasons, is why I’m gonna wait a month or two to play the game. Mods need to be released to clean up Bethesda’s UI and performance fuckups that exist in every game they release at launch.

Unfortunately “patience” isn’t a quality that most people possess these days, and so they whine and complain…

The most popular cosplayers are those with big and/or exposed tits.

Not sure why you’re going there, unless that’s the only slavery reference you can conjure up in an attempt to be edgy?

I’d rather die in an attempt at freeing humanity from the enslavement of a cruel race of alien scum than just...die.

Slaves can mount a slave revolt. Sure, I’d become a slave to escape a doomed Earth. I imagine the slavery would last all of a month before I either free myself and my fellow slaves, or die in the attempt. Whatever.