DON'T YOU KICK THAT FUCKING DOG.

Just pirate the early access and see how you like it, then buy into it if you think it's worth it. I found this to be an excellent method of not putting money into shit I don't find fun.

Most suburban neighborhoods in Japan are wonderfully, blessedly quiet, even during the day. If this kid was playing his games so loud that a neighbor could hear them, it's likely a whole lot of the surrounding houses could, too.

Amiibos are this popular because people are idiots.

That was seriously one of the creepiest fuckin' things I've seen in a game in years. I will play this.

A small village in the Philippines is populated entirely by idiots.

Focus groups ruin games. I have/had a bunch of friends on the Dead Space team at Visceral. They've told me many times how the puzzles in all three Dead Space games initially were much more fun and challenging, but when put in front of focus groups, the puzzles made them feel stupid and frustrated them after only 2…

Thanks for adding the subs, Toshi, but I can't imagine why you would possibly want to replace the amazing Japanese voice acting with English dubs. The Ryu no Gotoku series has consistently had some of the best performances in Japanese games in years. Replacing that awesome work with English would reduce the impact of…

That is fucking pathetic.

If I can't switch the voice acting to Japanese, I'm not interested.

Why make the free-to-play announcement now? According to Firor, with a ton of content in the game and the console versions on the way, the time was just right. There'd really be no point to set up the complicated infrastructure necessary to accept console subscription fees and then take them away a couple of months…

It seems the audio logs don't have any post-processing effects that should make them sound...like audio logs. So I'll pass.

The Rolling Girls

This is just not cool. You don't fuck with the "covers = shield from horrible death" thing. That's a sacred rule. Without it, children would be terrified of the night, and the illusion of the safety of the bed would be for naught.

I need to know the source of this.

WHICH publishers told them to switch the leads to men? This kind of shit can only be solved through public shaming.

Idiots. All of them. Waiting in line for shit, fine, whatever, but waiting in line in the SNOW, in subzero temperatures?

A mouse and keyboard would probably work for me, but I'd prefer a whole joystick/pedal/throttle-stick setup with an oculus, or three large 60-70" curved LCD TVs. Obviously for more than just Elite, but it'd be so sweet with all that.

I would consider it to be just the coolest thing ever if in the process of their exploration they discovered a powerful hostile alien race and ignited an inter-species war that stretched across the galaxy, changing how the game is played for everyone.

I don't know if I want to even touch that fuckin' thing.