You missed the point entirely.

That's...I don't even know where to begin. Explain that statement.

HEY GUYS ISN'T POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER FUNNY? HAH! Look at all them solders, remembering how their friends died. That's so funny! More comics making light of psychological trauma, please!

The theme song to Horrible Histories' Stupid Deaths sketch series is infinitely better, but alright! DayZ, funny!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO QUESTION TRADITION

As long as these god damn things are skippable, I don't really care about them. Some, like the LucasArts bumpers, were often brilliant. These days, though, the standard trend is for publishers/developers to make these things an unskippable fucking nuisance with every game release. FarCry 4 being the latest offense. I…

Man Is Idiot.

I'm just glad I'm not the only person that doesn't like his new fuckin' face.

I don't like his new face. At all. There's something very OFF about it. The shape of his jaw. his sunken eyes, his hair.

No. Bad. Boo. BOO I SAY! FIX IT

You're insane.

On second thought I'd rather not receive 17,000 hate posts from people so, I'm removing my comment. It's not worth it.

I've yet to see an award show that wasn't bloody awful. I'll pass, but thanks.

I'm surprised that nobody has posted a DailyMotion mirror of the trailer. There are other video streaming services available, you know, and for the most part they don't give two shits about copyright claims. So, assuming this is the same video that went up on youtube, here it is.

I watched that, too. Colbert is funny and cute, but wrong, and he doesn't know how lightsabers work according to canon. The blade doesn't run the length of the fucking handle, they're generated at the point of the emitters. Regardless, it doesn't matter.

I am! I am a total blast to hang out with. I am the life of the party, the one whom everyone pays attention to. Usually because I am the loudest and most obnoxious, of course, BUT THEY KEEP INVITING ME TO THEIR STUPID SHIT ANYWAY!

Based on the number of stupid, idiotic replies I've received, it would appear that you are incorrect.

I've already got one! That's a great idea! I didn't know it was available on PSN. I will totally do that!

I'm not going to give you a proper response. You're like, the 9th person who obviously hasn't read my comment, since I fucking mention fucking cortosis ore right fucking there, so, fuck it.

I didn't, actually. If you and others whom have said the exact same thing had actually read my post you'll see where I mentioned cortosis.

As long as either A) an attacking blade never comes into contact with the hilt/handle between the crossguard blades or B) One does, and its blocked everything is fine, and they expl…

Or perhaps the second intro is a better example of the content. Hmmm