“I was on my way home from buying my wife surprise flowers for our anniversary”

This has me wondering: is Kobe the last person to have played against Jordan when he was with the Bulls? Maybe Andre Miller did? And how many others are left who played against/with Jordan during his sad Wizards years? Duncan, Dirk, a handful more perhaps?

It was much more powerful in person. You really Haka be there.

I don’t know how to explain this more elegantly, but it seems like the problem is: lawyers. Every little thing has gotten lawyered to the point where the rulebook looks and sounds more like a terms of service agreement than it does a guide for a game. No surprise that the league is run by lawyers.

“his brain will be so fogged with fantasies of strangling the guys he thinks you’re looking at”

Shouldn’t we change the measurement for sock and underwear use from “times worn” to “hours worn”? Because wearing socks once for eight hours then taking them off when you get home is a lot different than wearing them 20 hours straight. If I wear a pair of socks for only a few hours and they still pass the smell test,…

I dunno, what the hell is he supposed to do now? He wants to get back into the NFL, there’s no legal roadblock to it, he’s just bad PR for a team (and, obviously, a possibly bad RB now). What would your advice be to him, just shut up and stay away from any interviews or anything?

Not sure I understand the “RIP France” sign. The country still exists, right, or did I miss something big?

This guy needs his inbox flooded with links and videos and newspaper clippings of stories in which a trans person is killed or attacked or abused just for being trans.

Seriously. That is some Uncanny Valley shit right there.

I turned the game on in the fourth quarter and saw two very easy catches (for him) dropped by Thomas. That didn’t help.

An overlooked moment of the game was the very first. Granderson barely thrown out at first on a slow grounder. Mets asked for the replay—turned out he was safe. And then went on to score. If this was an NFL game, would a coach have risked one of his challenges in the first minute of the first quarter on such a close…

Serious question for you, Albert: who would you like to see running for president? If every politician (or also, I guess, businessperson) was running, who would you vote for? Or better yet, who would you donate to, knock on doors for, and genuinely throw yourself into his or her campaign?

We are going to get SO MANY more awesome save highlights this year. My favorite hockey thing.

WHAT’S IT GOTTA TAKE FOR A MOVIE TO GET AN F AROUND HERE?

YES. This seems like the most obvious course of attack a candidate could and should take against these GOP incumbents. And I just can’t understand why they aren’t being attacked harder for being so anti-goverment spending yet so pro-wasteful hearings. I mean, I guess I get it but I don’t get it.

The mascot was behind her. How would looking at the game instead of her phone make any difference?

So did I miss the announcement of UNC losing scholarships and being banned from the postseason? Or are they still working up to that?

I of course despise Donald Trump, but sadly I must disagree with your assessment of him as a “failed capitalist”. While some of his businesses have failed, he’s managed to work the capitalist system, take advantage of bankruptcy laws, etc., to still be worth some number of billions. He’s a successful capitalist;…

Has anyone compared the number of ACL tears and the like at this stadium vs. other NFL stadiums? Wouldn’t that data give a clear and objective (correlative, if not causative, considering how many other variables might be at play) indication of how bad the field is?