It reminds me of altercations in football where one guy goads the other into retaliating, then stands there pointing at him as the ref throws a flag on the retaliator.

I love him so much. I just wish he said at the end, “Prayers? I don’t want your prayers, I want your votes!”

So why hasn’t she been arrested and/or sued? What’s the hold-up?

I have more and more respect for the anti-gay marriage clerks and government employees who chose to resign instead of issues marriage certificates to gay couples. They suck, but at least they stand on their suckiness.

The NFL has found a way to make me actually root for Ray Rice to sign with a team. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I CONDONE WHAT HE DID. But I do think he’s deserving of a second chance somewhere in the league.

What about media, social media, or modern society makes you the most irrationally angry? I just decided that it’s when grown-ass adults spell your as “ur”

So they’re basically Kickstartering the LA franchise.

Cycles are so funny. In the era of sabermetrics and stats, they’re holdovers from the jurassic era—yet something that both the new generation of stat-heads and last generation of old-timey Eckstein lovers can get behind. It’s objectively better to have two triples than a triple and double, but we don’t care. We love…

Wait a second: the Royals have one good season (and on the way to a second) and it’s already ““I think they’re used to pushing people around”??? I guess life really does come at you fast.

What company logo has been tattooed on the most people? My vote is the Nike swoosh.

If the NFL doesn’t capitulate on this and let her speak and show it on NFL Network, another network or site should. I could see HBO doing this, actually; it’s less beholden to the league since it doesn’t air any games. Or heck, why not Deadspin?

WHAT’S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET AN F AROUND HERE?

Okay so where is his writing going to be published?

Wish we could see the two minutes after this Vine. I hope it would be just two minutes of the dad laughing his ass off.

I’m heading to Chicago tonight and I couldn’t be more excited for these three shows. I tweeted at B-Dubs asking if he’ll be there and he replied with an enthusiastic YES!!! so I’m taking that as a great omen.

What’s it gonna take to get an F from G&L? Has that ever happened?

Does Denton know his nickname is BIG GAY?

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I can’t wait for the Pixar movie based on this cat to be released in 2022.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.