Bottom left, 12 seconds in. Best reaction. Whoever that is.

The problem with getting a mountain named after you is that you usually have to die on it first.

There was a second hippo lurking, but the rhino blinked first. Point: Team Hippo

I mean, tortilla chips on their own would be no match for nacho cheese doritos, but add some salsa or guac and they should CRUSH. And only a sadist would serve tortilla chips WITHOUT something to scoop.

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

God this i so good and wonderful and inclusive and positive and happy I can't stop smiling. The teacher deserves a raise, I want to hug every student in it and I fully expect Cam to do something like this on the next season of Modern Family (is that show still on? I assume it's still on.)

Reading these has given me PTSD. I have contributions I could make but would rather take this sledgehammer to my skull.

For his sake, Seattle better win the Super Bowl or else the value of that ball will deflate more than a [patriots joke]

Apologies if someone already pointed this out, but tombstones are getting modernized: http://www.monuments.com/living-headsto…

I enjoyed those MNF and NBA Final viewing parties and wish they would come back. Ideally as Thursday Night Football parties since I don't get NFL Network. Perhaps expectations just need to be lowered for them, or shittier bars that don't care as much selected.

How the hell is this the first time we're hearing this story, Drew?! Have you been holding onto that for years or did I miss it? Didn't Deadspin have a recurring "glory days" feature? You won that game, why are we only finding out now how much of a goddamn hero you were???

The French pay their inspectors too much if they can eventually go on to own an NFL team.

Couldn't it just be that her boyfriend was being all pissy, and she was reacting to his pissiness with a "What the hell is wrong with this guy?" eyeroll? That was my initial thought.

THANK YOU

Does the above include possible shorthand "'Skins"? And can you recall some other nouns or phrases they used aside from just Washington?

/Control+F's "Taye Diggs"

It angers me that Selma wasn't released in September, with voter registration forms being distributed outside every theater in which it played. Even now, that should be happening.

Harvilla's dad wins.

The school band playing throughout the whole fight was a nice touch.

As has been proven by many others over the years, that email from Paula could have been WAY more dickish, aggressive and threatening. I appreciate her restraint.