I get why the NFL TV ratings are so monumental, but I'm surprised that they swept the top ten teams searched list like that. No Cavs? Heat? Lakers? Any team that won a championship in 2014? No EPL, USMNT or German national team?

Gotta say, good for Cards Against Humanity. They deserve that money more than the people who gave it to them.

You missed the best part: at the very end, the guy tries to hand the winner the wrong country flag.

My favorite part about yesterday's Dodgers moves was Heaney's twitter timeline (no idea how to make this image smaller, sorry):

Everybody who didn't go for a slice of pizza should be fired. EAT THE DAMN PIZZA YOU FUCKING YES-MEN STOOGES. EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA. IT'S FUCKING PIZZA, EAT IT.

I guess I'm just thinking back to when they were in LA, and my experiences. As the "Why Your Team Sucks" series shows, every team's fan base is subjectively the worst. Mine is the dead-but-likely-soon-to-be-revived LA Raiders.

This gives me flashbacks to when I went to Raider games at the Coliseum as a kid. There were fights like this there all the time. Raider fans are the worst.

This is the absolute best thing the SLPOA could have done. By which I mean, the stupidest. The Rams players' actions would have been a one-day story—if that—and now it has legs. Their protest worked. It got a reaction, better than they could ever have imagined. Now hopefully other teams across the country will do the…

So the obvious next phase of this is prank is to set it up so it seems exactly like one of these videos, make the bachelor think it's just a short-fall-into-a-kiddie-pool prank, then actually take him bungee jumping.

"This is how football works in DC: Everyone ends up under the bus."

I think my favorite part of this week's Jamboroo is Jeff Fisher being mentioned in the Steelers vs. Titans section.

How soon until someone leaks the full report?

I listened to this on repeat for an hour after a particularly harsh Valentine's Day.

You're missing the REAL scandal.

It doesn't mean too much for Bumgarner, certainly, but now that Affeldt can technically declare he won a game in the World Series, could this mean a little something for him down the road when he's in contract negotiations, etc?

What I don't get is, if your defense of catcalling is "What's wrong with being friendly?" why aren't you "being friendly" with every single person who walks by you?

Can someone explain how having the linebacker stand three feet to the left helps player safety? To protect the long-snapper?

Unrelated to the cute doggie: Why are there so few fans at Argentinian club matches?

"Her statement was she didn't fit into the direction her and her staff are going in"

Yeah, but dead hearts spur action. And then there will be lawyers.