If he can't stop won't stop, she should out him.

Baseball should just have do-overs. This should be a do-over.

I would like to eat a Jimmy Bob Lardburger.

Couldn't this be seen as a really smart marketing tactic? Potential recruits with NFL dreams read about FSU supporting Winston, maybe think it'll do the same for them?

Any chance Schefter would reply with an answer if Deadspin reached out to him? Let him write a rebuttal or something? I would genuinely be interested to hear his answer.

The best part about a possible As-Tigers ALCS is the chance that playoff games might finish in under 4 hours for once.

Hitting three triples and a double is WAY more impressive than hitting for the cycle, and yet gets nowhere near the attention. Someone needs to coin a catchy name for it so it can get the attention it deserves.

Maybe they were planning to sell the shirts, realized the mistake only after the boxes arrived, then created "shirt giveaway night" just to get rid of them all.

It should just be Jewbs. Jewoobs is stupid.

You'd think the NFLPA putting up a fight to defend domestic abuse is EXACTLY what the NFL would want. Hard to spin defending RR as taking the high road...

What would be worse than the NFL pretending that this punishment is severe would be if they ACTUALLY believe the punishment is severe. That the league is just so ignorant, oblivious and misogynistic (are these the right adjectives? there could be a few more I'm leaving out) that they just don't realize how ridiculous…

This is the worst of them all

(Apologies if this has been mentioned in another comment thread, but 762 replies is too daunting to sift through)

Some questions I'm curious about but not enough to look up myself:

The knicks really put the "bad" in @nbadleague

How quickly Hank's been forgotten. Hank's the best sports doggie.

Heartache to heartache we stand

In the biopic, Donald Sterling will be played by Lewis Black.

I don't like you using "Framily" so casually. You're giving the portmanteau way more validation than it should ever deserve.

I can't stop watching this GIF. The look he gives the camera as he smirks is killing me.