So what's the other half of Jezebel doing then?

I wouldn't be surprised if they did this because they're planning to ramp up marketing efforts themselves, maybe create their own official version of @WFANAudio

Wonut is terrible portmanteau. I woulda gone with Doffle. (the irony being, of course, that it is not full of dough because there is no center.)

I feel like this perfectly encapsulates how I feel after every attempted golf swing.

Lesser fouls have been called on LeBron's behalf. Kudos to the refs for not calling one here.

Serious question: can anyone verify Rovell's claim that he actually did forward the tweets on? Or maybe he just trolled the guy by looking up his school's shipan fellow as a joke? Or something? I could see Rovell thinking this would be a funny thing to do.

I guess I'm just old, but when did we start referring to Cristiano Ronaldo as just Ronaldo on first reference? When I hear Ronaldo I think of the Brazilian Ronaldo, who really was the Ronaldo of his era. And yet now everybody just called CR Ronaldo and while yea it's fine we can assume you're talking about the active…

I saw this yesterday and just assumed it was a weak attempt at an April Fool's Day joke; just believable enough to be sad, not unbelievable enough to be funny.

Wait, 30 stitches? Are you sure it wasn't 30000000000 stitches???

What? Where's the harm in letting the losing team spend one more night in the hotel before sending them home in the morning? Seems like the ONLY reason to send them home right after the game is because they don't want to splurge on another night of hotel rooms...

Any excuse to post the greatest GIF of all time:

Do we know what the terms of the Chiefs deal was? Or how much better the final Broncos offer was?

Gotta say though, from a marketing and diversion tactic perspective, this is pretty smart. Then again, who's to say the protestors won't just show up an hour earlier too.

Natural follow-up: how?

What's your favorite example, if you have one, of theoretical physics leading to a real-world application?

No offense to the GIF, but sometimes video is just way better. This is definitely one of those times:

Moral of the story: it pays to complain to brands on twitter.

" she jumped up and swallowed THE ENTIRE CONE"