JewishOkoye
Jewish Okoye
JewishOkoye

Some excellent professionalism by the ball juggler, he doesn't let a minor inconvenience like the collapse of an entire section of seating stop him from ball juggling.

I liked them from a "what's going on in the game" perspective, but I kinda wish I could have turned them off and just watched the craziness without them. Part of the fun of the snow was all the confusion.

That is some pretty excellent side-eyeing going on by Carlisle. I would GIF it if I knew how.

Drunk, yet still managed to take horizontal video. Way to be functional drunk, camera person!

Well, if you had a time machine you could fly to Florida, then go back in time to the moment right after you said "boom, I'm in Florida" and boom, your transporter is a time machine. QED.

Ugh, if only instead of posting the idea on Curvy Girl's Facebook page, Ms. K had started an advertising agency, designed a pitch deck, and presented it to the lingerie company, she could have become the hottest new agency in the biz and gotten herself a primo slot at SXSW.

"If you have the option to watch different games, do so."

Serious question: how much time elapsed?

He also explained why he wore it on the Daily Show last week, in a more thorough and probably more accurate retelling:

It definitely appears that the guy was told he needed to move, said ok sorry I'll move, then just moonwalked back into the frame, completely disregarding the man.

PPB here. The idea was a 10, but my execution no more than a 3. then again, I spent 3 dollars at target on two heart pillows and a milky way, so the cost-benefit analysis tipped strongly in my favor.

Re: 7/11, since "seven" and "July" both have two syllables, we'd all just refer to the tragic events of 7/11 as "July 11". And I think this would be a subconscious decision made by everyone, because we all love Slurpees and don't want to associate them with terrorists.

It makes total sense that the Jaguars play (and eventually relocate) to London; in order to gain British fans, they just need to change their logo

It appears this post isn't pointing the place I clicked on the photo, which should be the guy on the far right of the frame, not the basketball. Nothing magical about the ball.

This is where there photo's real magic is happening

Everybody knows Oden's story, especially other NBA players, so it'll be really interesting to see how opponents handle playing against him. Will they go easy on him, whether intentionally or subconsciously? And how will that change from pre-season to regular? And as much as I hate the Heat, he's kind of in the perfect

Espresso not expresso. And somebody needs to tell him to never wear that shirt on TV again.

Hopefully this won't be like that cat story from a few months back where the kitty died a couple days later.