Didn't the Chargers lose to the Texans in week one because of this call? WHY WON'T ANYONE MOURN FOR THE CHARGERS, DAMMIT.

I don't know much about the strategies of soccer, so may be a silly question, but is this something that can be designed and practiced? Or was this just sheer improvisational skill between teammates?

somebody's going to reverse this GIF like they did the falling asleep one, yes?

he still had more people show up to his birthday party than I had to mine :(

Safe to assume that this was the work of a straight-out-of-college stoner who decided on a whim to move to Japan to teach English, only when he got there he realized he had know idea what he was doing?

This is all going to be especially hilarious when Mexico loses the playoff to New Zealand.

And at no point does anyone use the phrase "walk-off."

I would love to see one of those GIF maps of Dr. James Andrews' travel schedule.

Dear Reader AB: have you heard of Tumblr? Because I could see Changing Diapers on Ancient Lebanese Sarcophagi dot tumblr dot com being a thing.

Some solid pooping at the end there, too. This video really does have everything.

Not that it matters, but there is NO WAY that ball would have been a home run. It probably would have hit the wall below the yellow, even.

Nobody loved this video more than Dom Tiberi's dry cleaner.

Anyone know where Jorge and Torre were tonight? (serious question, btw, not being sarcastic)

I like that he kept his helmet on when approaching home plate. That's a veteran move right there.

I hope we get an explanation of how this happened. Was his finger caught in a helmet? Stepped on with a cleat? Bit?

I may not be a big-city lawyer, but I believe that unless Lee had insider information that Bradshaw would be traded (like, Lombardi made an appearance on his private podcast or something), the deal should be upheld. If you trade for a guy who gets injured the next day, it would stand, so why shouldn't this?

Speaking of #6, I once saw (what I'm guessing was) a big sister feed her younger sibling a gyro by taking a bite, then having the sibling eat it out of her mouth. It was disgusting and mesmerizing.

Any video out there of the Swisher hat-tip? Would love to see others' reactions to the catch.

I don't recall the Diamondbacks ever celebrating in their own pool like that, which seems especially lame on their part. In retrospect, why wouldn't they have done the same thing back in 2001? Or when they won the NLW other times?