Holy hell that guy's muscly

What a great use for gopros

I'm a fan of the Chargers and Mets. Being a fan of the former is way more painful than being a fan of the latter. All the losing without any of the LOL. Usually in epically embarrassing/stupid/ridiculous fashion.

"Better" is an odd word choice. I think a better option would have been "not as excruciating"

Precisely.

I hope this doesn't scare other teams from calling suicide squeezes, because suicide squeezes are awesome and underutilized. Just don't be stupid and bunt with two outs, which I think I learned in tee-ball.

Rewind a second...Robin Thicke is married to PAULA PATTON?!?! How did I not know this already? And why would you ever want or need to make out with anyone else when your wife is PAULA FREEKIN' PATTON???

Yea buddy

I don't get why teams don't use this play ALL THE TIME. Yea there's a big fumble risk, but if you practice it enough and get it down pat, the benefits would be huge. And even if you don't do it, the defense will have to at least consider the possibility and would end up way out of position.

But when it rains...free tarp!

Also, did Manti Te'o have a "fake dead girlfriend" or a "dead fake girlfriend"?

But hey, at least we have a running back named Fozzy this year! Waka waka waka!

I guess streakers need the pre-season too, to practice how to remove clothes? Meanwhile, the Lions' tackling is already in mid-season form.

Paul Wieland: @WielandNow

Theory: Simmons has mentioned that his wife used to be a Deadhead (or maybe a Phish head? I don't remember exactly, but she was definitely into jam bands and weed). The people with dreads at jam band shows (called Wookies—and tip, never engage the Wookies) are often dirty and smell terrible...especially their dreads.…

It's important to know too that the size of the square is absolutely meaningless. You'd think that the the bigger the square the more points you get, but nope; just focus on 4-dot squares and get as many of them as possible.

Then again, I wouldn't call a lion "lion" to its face because getting that close to a lion would be dangerous. And I wouldn't call a packer "packer" to his or her face because he or she might then pack me.

Wheeeeeeee

Theory: since movie premieres come with parties and open bars, maybe she's just trying to stay away from that?

Only thinking of this because I just watched the episode, but the scene in The Sopranos season 5 when Tim Daly tries to pawn his Emmy. It came the season after the show lost again (to the West Wing). Only after this season did it win for best series. (Comes in at 3:48 of below video, for some reason the "start at"…