It definitely looks cool, but isn't it illegal to move the puck backwards during a penalty shot? So as soon as he started the spin move, bringing the puck back and around, the whole thing would have been called off if he had scored?

Will Deadspin staffers be allowed to edit someone's blog post before republishing it? What if you like something but it has spelling or grammar issues, or one of your writers likes the premise but wants to improve on it/remove all the dick jokes/add all the dick jokes?

Somebody talented, please draw a Turd Man based on the above description.

Is it? Or is everyone just videotaping more hoping to catch a buzzer beater? Still hasn't managed to diminish my enjoyment of them, though we do need more full court chucks and shooting for The Sudan.

When is Marvel going to finally decide to make a comedy based on the comics and turn Pearls Before Swine into a movie?

How in the hell could the ref call a foul on this dunk? That other non-Dwight guy barely touched him! Phantom fouls calls are one of the worst things about the NBA.

This clip would have been so much nicer if it didn't have Tirico stammering through the whole thing. Three words...pause...three words...pause...three words...pause. Just say what you have to say or shut up already!

Because people follow ESPN employees to hear their thoughts on things OTHER than sports.

I don't doubt that his team won, but was it 138-0? Because that would be impressive. Was it close, like 140-138? What was the second leading scorer's total? Plenty of questions I could easily find the answer to if I cared even remotely.

This is like third story I've read about this feat that doesn't mention the final score or even if Grinnell won—such obvious information to include that you'd almost have to be actively trying to not include them.

"ABC stuck Josh Elliott down in Times Square to interview people. I keep waiting for him to introduce Taylor Swift and count down to a ball dropping."

Exit polls show that there's a 93% chance I'm gonna be smoking a LOT of weed tonight.

Merton Hanks, the Long Neck of the Law

I can't wait for the Astros' third baseman to try it

The cameraman (I'm guessing for NFL Network based on the logo on his back) gave up the perfect spot to record Weeden escaping from the flag in order to help him out instead. Fire that man.

GIF PLEASE

Ha I was just about to look up that ratio myself, glad I scrolled through the comments first. Well done.

Also see: all of us schmucks still watching The Newsroom for some reason.

Just because they watched doesn't mean they didn't hate it.

I'm a big supporter of President Obama and love that he's a genuine sports fan, but I'm starting to get a little concerned that his sports knowledge is a bit too good, that he spends a bit too much time paying attention to things like Sanchez/Tebow. If it's revealed that he reads Peter King's camp postcards, I may…