Is the silence as awkward for you as it is for me?

They're also reporting that Bobby Bonilla is still under contract.

Oops. I guess I'm that asshole. Never thought it would happen to me.

You're right. I suppose that original comment was him venting more than anything.

Huh? Did this guy appear to be begging for sympathy to you? If he were seriously dejected/depressed about not being signed, he wouldn't have made the video in the first place. We should be giving him kudos for being able to turn what is a terrible situation for most free agents into something he can find the humor in…

C'mon Deadspin, can't you guys sign Adams for your Zog Sports flag football team or something? Please? We need more of this guy in our lives.

Holding a minute of silence when Israel enters seems totally counter-productive. Entering the stadium is supposed to be a celebratory moment for every country, shouldn't it be treated as such instead of as a solemn occasion?

Drew: let's say that after the Freeh Report came out, the NCAA hired you as President and Dictator of college sports. In your role as Supreme Leader, how do you penalize Penn St.? What announcement do you make this morning?

Joke's on you, shark. You're now gonna have to experience what shitting out a hook feels like.

In case you were wondering (like I was): Webster's Second Reply to Hayne http://www.dartmouth.edu/~dwebster/speeches/hayne-speech.html

Definitely a tear-jerker of a video. Unrelated, but when the heck did interleague play start again? Doesn't this usually come with a bunch of stories about interleague play starting again? Or did I just miss them this year?

You definitely left out the parts where the barber is standing to the side so his package is square with your face, and when he has you look up and you make that really awkward sort-of-eye contact.

Alas, one person's Glory Days is another person's Worst Day Ever. Sucks to be the inbounder guy; I've been in his shoes a whole lot more than the hero's.

Um, I believe getting a blow job from a lion would be a terrible idea.

With Jeter-signed memorabilia now flooding the market, the collectibles industry must be in panic-sell mode. So many Jeter items diluting the marketplace, it's like Zimbabwe out there.

To answer Dan's question: Robert Kirkman said on Talking Dead a couple weeks ago that the show takes place in a world without a history of zombies in pop culture. Thus they call them "walkers" instead of "zombies".

Fact check alert: the game is in New Jersey on Sunday.

You give me my soy sauce bottle on the table, so that I can drown my shit in sodium as I see fit.

Not nearly as good as this Rick Perry clip