Clearly you’ve never seen “Color of Night”. When Bruce Willis wants to show his penis, that shit is gonna happen, consequences be damned. He’ll even go so far as to construct an elaborate murder mystery around it to justify the exercise, roping in people like Lance Henriksen and Brad Dourif for legitimacy. It doesn’t…

We had to put our 17 year old golden/whatever mix, General, down last summer, bless his huge heart. When he was alive I swept the floors every day, and measured the uptake of hair in terms of Donald Trump’s (awful) hair. “Oh, look, babe! Today we have TWO Trump’s worth of hair!” Now, as I write this, I realize I was…

It’s only a matter of time until he falls off the wagon

But the real question is, when that happened did he turn around and eat it? We had one that did. In front of our new neighbors.

if i’m not mistaken, that’s the “i’ll murder you in your sleep, poop on your laptop, and raid the fridge, but not necessarily in that order” look.

This summer I would take my dogs on walks but the smaller one straight up refused to keep walking after a few minutes. I shoved her in a tote bag in hopes she’d get uncomfortable but she fucking loved it:

I’m fine with 1 season shows.

I did not think she was great as Stella on Orange is the New Black.

Her acting is not.....great. Hmph. 

Keanu should just tell the producers of the John Wick movies “Sure I will do another installment IF you bankroll the Bill and Ted movie”

Walton Goggins got a chance to play someone more noble in The Hateful Eight. That same charisma made me see him as someone I would enjoy no matter what alignment on the DnD chart he portays.

Can’t we get a movie where Walton just does all of the above (paragon, renegade, and neutral) and makes everyone fall hard for…

The way he shook his head behind her when he knew she got it wrong

You play Beyond: Two Souls multiple times a year?...

Don’t worry, after being left for dead in Baltimore, Wallace escapes and relocates to Dillon, Texas, where he plays football under the name Vince.

I would also add Johns and Busiek’s “Up Up and Away.” Eight perfect issues that are lively, fresh, use classic characters in new ways, and shows why Superman is who he is. It also features perhaps the greatest Lex Luthor line (in context, while he and Superman are falling to certain doom, depowered): “I hate you. God…

I love this kid

He voluntarily gave them up because he realized Reed could do more good with them.

Every proof-of-concept for a Power Rangers movie (I know it’s a comic book promo) looks and feels way better than any actual Power Rangers movie.