I saw Ted Cruz in the bathroom once. That was disturbing.

Who knew Brett Easton Ellis commented on here?

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

Extremely well written piece, that’s my take away....now back to learning binary.

That’s like looking a 10 and 10,000 and saying “both numbers are big.” From a certain point of view, yes. From another point of view, if people are lining up in just over a month to vote for the smallest number and all you say in comparing the two is that both are big, you’re being massively ingenuous (if not outright…

THANK. Look, I appreciate her two seconds of work across three Whedon projects and all, but Ellie, man. ELLIE.

HOLY SHIT HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

I can’t believe Peter Thiel is backing this lawsuit.

This made me laugh!

I’m still tripping on “me and Winnie”. I hope this girl isn’t going to be an English major.

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

Now if G had told Ashly she’d “cunt punt” her if she came at her and Winnie like that again, then maybe they’d be on par.

Meh. No cunt punting threats, so whatevs.

Guistinna is like:

You’re looking at this all wrong. OBJ not only lives an amazing life, he lives one where Lena doesn’t even register. This guy really does have it all.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Well, Born in the USA isn’t exactly a red, white, and blue song, but very on brand with somebody who is protesting the flag. Though I’m sure at the time, she wasn’t protesting the government after she scored a goal.

Congratulations on making the joke that is simultaneously obvious, inevitable, yet still unfunny.