I posted a link to this article on my Facebook, inviting my slutty friends (of which there are many) to join my fianceé Andrew in recreating/photo-video documenting this position:

They got collared.

Hopefully he’s smart and hires someone who knows how to manage the business aspects of his company. Both because he may not be equipped to handle that sort of task, and because any administrative work would distract him from development. The latter is the same reason I don’t think we’ll ever see Miyamoto as the CEO of…

Fine, I’ll says it. “Just Cause.”

So, Just Cause in a nutshell.

You know what would make this game worth watching? Johnny Manziel playing.

Works better for him . Ensures he doesn’t get Willis McGahee’d in his last game.

because hot taking yields advertising revenue. why else?

cant do ugly...

Well they *can’t* make it based on the Disney movie. This is a Universal project, and there’s no fucking way Disney wouldn’t sue the pants off of Universal if their movie resembled their version of the Little Mermaid. That’s not to say that the movie they end up making will be any closer to the original than the…

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

No, I didn’t know about Cara, but I’d like to learn more.... ;)

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

I hope all the Grantland writers start up a new site, with blackjack and hookers!

Objectively, I found the Simmons-led Grantland website to be one of the only worthwhile sites to consistently visit. I know not everyone has the same tastes as myself but as far as I’m concerned, it worked just fine. When Simmons left, the site suffered to the point where I stopped going to it. There absolutely was a…

People learning they’re laid off over Twitter is some of the most cowardly shit possible.