I feel like she would. She denied Matt Damon remember?

At least they didn’t make him the janitor :/

If we had the technology we would DEFINITELY do a holographic reenactment.

How foolish. If this was true, Johnny Manziel would have already been beaten to death.

If putting your head up Roger Goodell’s ass is a felony, Peter King would be tweeting about a lack of prison coffee.

Even more lucky, your dad doesn’t have to teach Rubio how to shoot.

Barf.

“If you thought this movie DIDN’T HAVE connections to the Greek pantheon of gods, you’re fuckin’ wrong. ‘Cause guess what, assholes? Zeus is ALL OVER THIS SHIT.”

As always, Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas are truth tellers.

Must listen: http://www.earwolf.com/episode/xanadu…

Related: the current relaunch of Archie with Mark Waid and Fiona Staples is pretty fucking awesome.

Here is mine.

I think we can all agree Archie hit his peak when he fought The Predator

What an enola gay joke....

Terrible casting. The dad isn’t a Fat Man, and that kid isn’t a Little Boy. What a bomb.

(You’re welcome for the obscure historical reference.)

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

Can we send them bootstraps?