Jason, be honest, how pissed would you have been if you had overwritten all those hours?

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Dan Connor? John Goodman in Roseanne?

So many great moments in that event. My favorites include Hal summoning Parallax, all the Corps creating a Tholian Web in space to slice up Black Lanterns, and Hal smashing Larfleeze’s nose into his lantern to recharge.

When I think of colonoscopy I think of Robin Williams’ horrifying/hilarious(?) bit about the first time he got one. It’s not the pain, it’s the fart walking that got to me.

The only thing worse than watching Gehenna get turned to salt, was seeing Black Lantern Dr. Light eat her afterwards.

I feel like if this is how we behave, we lower ourselves to their levels.  

You need to tell me which RE movie this was! I stopped after the second.

Wait did Snart play Chris Redfield in a RE movie?

It’s like midair he got an extra boost up.

You can’t help the hottest of hot takes.

Thank you I fixed it.

I’m more distracted by his mouth never moving when he talks. Are we sure there isn’t a hand up his ass?

For a second I thought you were going to write an article about the NY Times Op Ed that “The Bachelor” gave us President Trump and how dumb it was. Thankfully Charlotte Wilder already took care of that one.

Oh that’s right.

I look forward to ISE’s statements defending the hiring of an alleged pedophile. Maybe have Art Briles draft something up, he seems good at throwing bullshit at the wall.

Just grab a chicken off the streets, chop its head off, and get to cooking it the way you like it.

Jews good at athletics? Clearly a disappointment to their mothers.

I figured it was just don’t let her near any stars.

Childhood - NES/SNES